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  1. 14 hours ago

    Sure, I'll be that person who stands around waiting for the ice cream truck to open...

    2 likes
  2. 16 hours ago

    First day off where I don't have to study or go to work. Already being super productive.

    1 like
  3. 22 hours ago

    Morning ultimate_90 training done...now to tackle the rest of the day! …

    2 likes
  4. Jul 6

    Leaving work just late enough to miss Concerts On The Square traffic 👌🏻

    3 likes
  5. Jul 5

    Nothing says welcome home to NYC like ordering seamless while on your uber ride back from JFK.

    7 likes
  6. Jul 5

    Free Adele and free pretzels!

    3 likes
  7. Jul 4

    From work to braless on the couch with a glass of wine in under 20 minutes.

    8 likes
  8. Jul 4

    New personal pushup record at the gym. Now it's time to grab junk food and play D&D. Maybe rooftop fireworks hangs later.

    2 likes
  9. Jul 4

    The memes and gifs album on my phone is starting get unwieldy. Might need to separate them out for quick access.

    2 likes
  10. Jul 3

    I'm watching a horror movie where Kal Penn plays skeezy photog Terry Richardson.

    2 likes
  11. Jul 3

    Put as 'see first' on my Fb feed

    2 likes
  12. Jul 2

    spending saturday night eating brownie batter off a spatula

    5 likes
  13. Jul 2 Reston, VA

    I went paddle boarding today and paddle boarding always makes me feel like I'm .

    1 retweet 2 likes
  14. Jul 2

    Life's too short for matching socks right ? 😂

    1 retweet
  15. Jul 1

    Current status: talking about farts with a 6 year old boy. I'm trying to out-gross him, but failing miserably.

    8 likes
  16. Jul 1

    There are two different butts in my DMs.

    6 likes
  17. Jul 1

    Some people go and see Beyoncé during their summer... Meanwhile, I have to stay home to look after my ill Mother 🤒

    2 likes
  18. Jun 30

    taking a shower @ work since I'm too lazy to do it at home. aka

    6 likes
  19. Jun 30

    Trying to remember a time when I watched something on TV other than rolling news coverage.

    2 likes
  20. Jun 27

    For once I feel like I'm really and doing what I want in life and it's just wonderful so idk

    2 likes

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