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  2. My goldfish are named major, minor, Dorian, Lydian, and diminished. The only way I can tell them apart, is by their scales.

  3. Ran into Jeff Tweedy yesterday and told him I really enjoyed his book. He said thanks and then I said “yeah, it’s much better than the music.” He smiled at me, laughed and said “well I guess I’ll just keep writing books then.” Mission accomplished.

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    Thoughts while out shopping today: "I'm gonna open a store called Hole Foods and it's only going to sell things that you can fuck or things that you can use to fuck yourself. With My clients, it will practically sell itself!" Don't forget to tip your Femdom xD

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    Every girl with twerking booty:- Mein ladki bootyful kar gai purrr 💨

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    What's a Rabbis' favorite drink? Semenade

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    lol. M is for HOPELESS. 😂😆

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    I went on a date last night with a girl from the zoo. It was great. She’s a keeper. 😐😝

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    Im in a weird personal paradox where I got Big Dick Energy, but like small dick dick. Like I'll approach a woman at the bar knowing full well shes gunna laugh at it later.

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