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  4. Q: What did the French chef give his wife on Valentine's Day? A: A hug and a quiche.

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  6. What do you call a cold ghost? Caps-burrrrr

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    Where did the hamster deposit her paycheck? ... Her shavings account.

  8. Q: When is a car no longer a car? A: When it turns into a driveway!

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    In recent news, a man who was charged with impersonating a hay stack has been bailed.

  10. Q: Where do all the recycled websites go? A: Dot Compost!

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    "Knock knock" "Who’s there" "Doris!" "Doris who?" "Door is locked, that's why I’m knocking"

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    Q: How do you make a water bed more bouncy? A: You use spring water!

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    What do you get when you cross a cow with a duck? Milk and Quackers

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    Wonders of times that never fail to amaze the working people

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    What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer? Pool-ups!

  17. Q: Why wasn't the hammer allowed to join the party of seven other tools? A: Because he was tool eight!

  18. What animal should be scared of vacuum cleaners? Dust bunnies!

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    How do a group of penguins make a decision? They flipper coin!

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    How do construction workers party? They raise the roof!

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