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  1. 26 Jun 2018

    You're a dumbass, purse snatcher that picked the only woman in the neighborhood who studied under Chuck Norris...🙄

    33 replies 83 retweets 290 likes
  2. 26 Jun 2018

    Your Tinder date turns out to be your father

    10 replies 18 retweets 59 likes
  3. 26 Jun 2018

    you lose your phone charger

    6 replies 55 retweets 145 likes
  4. 26 Jun 2018

    I unlock my phone screen and see that I forgot to close that one last tab in my browser.

    1 reply 15 retweets 36 likes
  5. 26 Jun 2018
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    AGREE ▪️The president of the U.S. sanctions child abuse by separating Families at the border. ▪️The president of the U.S. doesn’t care about permanently harming children. ▪️The president of the U.S. will do anything to garner political favor w/base.

    1 reply 22 retweets 53 likes
  6. 26 Jun 2018

    You accidentally email your work porn-folio to your co workers.

    3 replies 18 retweets 36 likes
  7. 26 Jun 2018

    you walk in on your friend doing some freaky shit.

    3 retweets 4 likes
  8. 26 Jun 2018

    Your new "friend" pulls out the abDUCTion tape.

    2 replies 7 likes
  9. 26 Jun 2018

    I go silent, or any woman goes silent.....

    9 replies 30 retweets 79 likes
  10. 26 Jun 2018

    cancels the show you love. For about two minutes. Because now it's time to fight.

    1 reply 29 retweets 34 likes
  11. 26 Jun 2018

    Gary Busey is the sane person in the room...

    1 reply 17 retweets 47 likes
  12. 26 Jun 2018

    You Realize The POTUS Is Putin’s Bitch.

    3 replies 4 retweets 3 likes
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  13. 26 Jun 2018

    You get lost in the woods and it’s dark af

    13 retweets 18 likes
  14. 26 Jun 2018

    I'm watching a scary movie and the telephone rings in the movie...and then my phone rings at the same time!

    2 retweets 4 likes
  15. 26 Jun 2018

    the alarm goes off.

    2 replies 6 retweets 12 likes
  16. 26 Jun 2018

    Ur bank account is negative

    5 retweets 9 likes
  17. 26 Jun 2018

    the doorbell and phone ring at the same time and you're in the toilet

    2 retweets 8 likes
  18. 26 Jun 2018

    you actually marry your school sweetheart😁😍😍

    2 replies 2 retweets 15 likes
  19. 26 Jun 2018

    you haven't cleaned your house and relatives from out of town are coming over

    2 retweets 7 likes
  20. 26 Jun 2018

    Someone's got your nose.

    1 reply 7 retweets 12 likes

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