#ItsNotThatIDontTrust

#ItsNotThatIDontTrust cellular telephones, it's that I don't trust Skynet. -My mom, who believes this and calls them "cellular telephones"

#ItsNotThatIDontTrust the President of the United States. Well ok, it IS because I don't trust that nut cake eating weasel.

#ItsNotThatIDontTrust autocorrect. I just don't want it to destroy my oral charachter.

#ItsNotThatIDontTrust you, but I know you unfollowed me......#twitterlife

#ItsNotThatIDontTrust anyone, it's that I don't trust anyone.

#ItsNotThatIDontTrust my bank, but what is this "Because We Can Fee" of $19.99 each month?

#ItsNotThatIDontTrust teachers, I just don't get how they loose my stuff and blame it on me

#ItsNotThatIDontTrust you with a naked picture...it's that I don't trust anybody that way so I just don't do them.

#ItsNotThatIDontTrust my husband to fix the roof and paint the house but I'll be hiring a professional.

#ItsNotThatIDontTrust Oatmeal raisin cookies, but why do they have to look so much like chocolate chip cookies??

#ItsNotThatIDontTrust Republicans it's just...no, wait, it is that first thing.

#ItsNotThatIDontTrust myself but when you accidentally burn off part of your eyebrow you may need adult supervision.....

#ItsNotThatIDontTrust hipsters. I just can't stand their little outfits.

#ItsNotThatIDontTrust Twitter, but for the most part, my personal life is nunya. Nunya biznezz.

#ItsNotThatIDontTrust my dentist but why do I need to get naked for a filling?

#ItsNotThatIDontTrust you its just that you are completely silent when you play video games. No natural sound effects at all. Its creepy af