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  1. Jun 13

    *figuring out which planner to get* J: Your iPhone does that. P: It's not the same. J: Yeah, okay. P: *glares* it's not.

  2. Apr 26
  3. Jun 12

    Tired as hell. Emotional af. Headachy. And generally feeling ratty. It's going to be a GREAT day.

  4. Jun 7

    Maybe, but I'm more concerned that people still think Roland's "whiteness" is pivotal to the plot.

  5. May 14
  6. May 14
  7. May 12

    Funny how the party of 'law and order' is now the party of obstruction of justice.

  8. Apr 6

    Best nights sleep in 6 days. This parenting lark is so easy. 😳

  9. Mar 10

    "My mind is like a steel trap, but like...one of those steel traps that's left open all the time." -

  10. Feb 7
  11. Jan 31

    I love having to sit in the bathroom because I don't wanna puke at my office... great way to start the day

  12. Jan 25

    Good morning! It's a beautiful day to get lost in a science lab building!

  13. Jan 24

    Is this my most exciting video yet? The answer may surprise you.

  14. 13 Dec 2016

    thinks fake news is on par with the CIA's bad intelligence about Iraqi WMDs.

  15. 2 Dec 2016

    "Ain't My Fault" Mitchy Slick via

  16. 14 Nov 2016

    well *that's* alright then!

  17. 8 Nov 2016
  18. 3 Nov 2016
    Replying to

    WORD. The thing I don’t get is why folks can't be chill about the things/celebs they like. It’s not do or die.

  19. 25 Oct 2016

    What is it with Tinder and guys posing with sedated tigers? Is animal cruelty supposed to be sexy or something?

  20. 24 Oct 2016

    Love is patient. Love is kind.

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