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  1. Jun 13

    *figuring out which planner to get* J: Your iPhone does that. P: It's not the same. J: Yeah, okay. P: *glares* it's not.

    1 reply 3 likes
  2. Apr 26

    Not Life Damaging

  3. Jun 12

    Tired as hell. Emotional af. Headachy. And generally feeling ratty. It's going to be a GREAT day.

  4. Jun 7
    Replying to

    Maybe, but I'm more concerned that people still think Roland's "whiteness" is pivotal to the plot.

    5 replies 1 like
  5. May 14

    GOD bless us !!!! …

  6. May 14

    0:12
    Replying to @DzonAFC @FA
    Also "no handball" as Mike had to get back into the game
  7. May 12

    Funny how the party of 'law and order' is now the party of obstruction of justice.

  8. Apr 6

    Best nights sleep in 6 days. This parenting lark is so easy. 😳

    1 like
  9. Mar 10

    "My mind is like a steel trap, but like...one of those steel traps that's left open all the time." -

    1 retweet 5 likes
  10. Feb 7

    Game design - it's easy!

    Redditors try to make their own Half-Life 3.
  11. Jan 31

    I love having to sit in the bathroom because I don't wanna puke at my office... great way to start the day

    5 replies 2 retweets 73 likes
  12. Jan 25

    Good morning! It's a beautiful day to get lost in a science lab building!

    3 likes
  13. Jan 24

    Is this my most exciting video yet? The answer may surprise you.

    1 retweet
  14. 13 Dec 2016

    thinks fake news is on par with the CIA's bad intelligence about Iraqi WMDs.

    . interview w/ who thinks fake news is an overblown problem and doesn't like FB's power:
    1 reply 1 like
  15. 2 Dec 2016

    "Ain't My Fault" Mitchy Slick via

    1 retweet 3 likes
  16. 14 Nov 2016
    Replying to

    well *that's* alright then!

    1 reply
  17. 8 Nov 2016

    I'll just leave this here.

  18. 3 Nov 2016
    Replying to

    WORD. The thing I don’t get is why folks can't be chill about the things/celebs they like. It’s not do or die.

    1 reply 1 like
  19. 25 Oct 2016

    What is it with Tinder and guys posing with sedated tigers? Is animal cruelty supposed to be sexy or something?

    1 reply
  20. 24 Oct 2016

    Love is patient. Love is kind.

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