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  1. Jan 2

    I blame Reuben Colburn. When we stayed with him, he sure seemed to have a pretty nice house.

  2. 3 Jun 2013

    Wherein I learn Justin Bieber has tattoos and gold bling… and is a Heat fan.

  3. 4 Jul 2016

    RT if you still believe in manifest destiny

  4. 23 Aug 2018
    Replying to

    Susan, one quick question: how exactly are we going to manage the forests of a foreign country? This smoke is coming from British Columbia. Are we going to invade Canada and fix their forests?! Wait... did I just give away your secret plans?!

  5. 25 Apr 2013

    After extensive reading on the Internet, I have come to the conclusion that we should invade Canada

  6. 12 Sep 2014

    Can't stop laughing at "" tweets. At least they picked a good place to invade, om nom nom Timmies.

  7. 21 Feb 2014

    Canada tonight! Casino and boston! Message me for details!

  8. 13 Jan 2015

    @johnchris2016 this is our average conversation in college history. ?

  9. 12 Mar 2014
    Replying to

    and they keep inflicting their terrible musicians on us. I'm convinced, it's time to

  10. 25 Aug 2014
    Replying to

    Get ready to be called up for active duty with the 104th Geriatric Regiment. Col. Sanders is our commander.

  11. 26 Apr 2013

    Gotta do something about these Blue Jays. Injuring Curtis. Injuring Cervelli. Probably time to .

  12. 7 Feb 2017
    Replying to

    if you go out to the desert where it's real quiet you can just about hear Canadians laughing at you guys.

  13. 21 Feb 2018
    Replying to

    You know there's oil in Alberta. If Canada doesn't let us have the gold I think we should send them a heapload of democracy.

  14. 18 Apr 2014

    Time to get revenge for all my fellow mall employees from today

  15. 5 Aug 2014

    On my way to Toronto to see the O's destroy the Jays!!

  16. 10 Sep 2013

    Seeking a part-time masseuse. Compensation includes an abundance of chicken wings and free wifi.

  17. 21 Feb 2014

    Lets get the hashtag going

  18. 21 Feb 2014

    fuck it

  19. 13 May 2016
  20. 6 Aug 2014
    Replying to

    we could always just , you know. Pay off their army with Maple Syrup and hockey sticks

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