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  1. 29 Oct 2015
  2. 29 Oct 2015

    bad habits... (Aw c'mon, supper IS a midnight meal!)

  3. 29 Oct 2015

    maybe being a little too competitive. . .

  4. 29 Oct 2015

    pulling on doors that say "push"

  5. 29 Oct 2015

    snow cone eating...and smoking.

  6. 29 Oct 2015

    being the most sexy bastard in the world.

  7. 29 Oct 2015

    using Google solely for spellcheck

  8. 29 Oct 2015

    missing signals from women. My nickname is Captain Oblivious

  9. 29 Oct 2015

    bitching and complaining!

  10. 29 Oct 2015

    im too lazy to text back

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  12. 29 Oct 2015

    Bubble baths.

  13. 29 Oct 2015

    Tweeting about chicken nuggets.

  14. 29 Oct 2015

    dating your mom, becoming your stepdad and neglecting you until you turn 18...and then you'll need to move out. Pro

  15. 29 Oct 2015

    staring contests. Some of my opponents might not even know that they've been playing.

  16. 29 Oct 2015

    liking boys who for one reason or another can not like me back

  17. 29 Oct 2015
  18. 29 Oct 2015

    breaking iPhones

  19. 29 Oct 2015
  20. 29 Oct 2015

    The picture says it all. Chicago Spurs and Atlantic Bar.

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