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  1. for going AWOL on a remote island.

  2. 25. sij

    for Keeping Up With the Cardassians.

  3. 25. sij

    for building wisecracking robots.

  4. 25. sij

    because I skipped “Sharpies 101” at Trump University. 😥

  5. 25. sij

    for participating in a banned shuttle manoeuvre on the academy flight course that resulted in the death of a fellow student, then persuading the other perpetrators to cover it up.

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  6. 25. sij

    cause I kept using the food replicators for weed.

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  8. 25. sij

    🚨🚨🚨🚨 It is Day 1,099 of the Trump Administration. I’m still not in the oft-promised “gay concentration camps” and I still haven’t been electrocuted by Mike Pence. Thank you, President Trump. 🚨🚨🚨🚨

  9. 25. sij

    because I thought the sector was clear.

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  11. 26. sij

    for using the Stargate as a driving range

  12. 25. sij

    because apparently impromptu mariachi sessions on the Bridge are frowned upon

  13. 25. sij

    Because my ass is already out of this world..

  14. 25. sij

    for laughing my butt off when I first saw this clown apply for captain of his own Star Ship.

  15. 25. sij

    for asking "where the Aliens at?" Every 5 minutes 👽👾

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  16. because my cats couldn’t stop fighting on the spaceship

  17. 26. sij

    for not saluting to my superior officers properly.

  18. 25. sij

    Max says “ because they found out I was a dog. Turns out the old ‘three puggles in a trench coat’ trick doesn’t always work.” He still wants to fly. Adopt him so you can pick him up and run around making whooooosh noises: . 🐶🚀 – mjesto: Morris Animal Refuge

  19. 25. sij

    just for doing my job protecting Earth from King Ghidorah.

  20. 25. sij

    because infused the replicator with Scotch!

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