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  1. Alarm didn't go off. Still managed to pack lunch..... used a shot glass to pack condiments

  2. So my mom brings me coffee at 6:15, I FALL ASLEEP with the hot coffee in my hand, I SPILT HOT COFFEE ALL OVER ME & my bed.

  3. My morning? Just a little hike through a bamboo forest!!!

  4. Just threw up all over the inside of my car driving myself to work for an 8-4 shift

  5. Can't find glasses. Can't find glasses, can't work. Can't work, will be tossed penniless into the street.

  6. How my morning is going so far.

  7. It's official. I am no longer allowed to make Turkish coffee. ?

  8. Just completely wiped out and fell on my face at Dunkin :-)

  9. Never fails!! Just as the bricklayer is ready to start, it RAINS!!!!😎🍸?

  10. Currently crying in the Boston airport on my layover over a video of sea turtle hatchlings making their way to the sea. 😥 ?

  11. Got into a screaming match with my dumb ass bitch neighbor before 7:30 this morning.

  12. Just worked out with my parents on vacation in the house

  13. I should be doing a morning workout but instead I'm eating a cookie

  14. been puking all morning. ate chicken noodle soup. threw it up. went to go blow my nose. noodles came out.

  15. Switched it up this morning. Decided to try all new things. From breakfast, snacks to drinks were all terrible choices.

  16. I tweeted and deleted a tweet 5 times this morning due to mistakes ?

  17. The light in my bathroom turned off while I was in the shower

  18. lol at the fact that I had my window down and some one just drove by me and splashed water in my face 🙄🙃 ?

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