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Tiny Freud 💉💉💉
@TinyFreudian
#HeyGoogle, do you know why Sundar Pichai is against privacy? No? It’s b/c he was raised in Madurai, Tamil Nadu. There, Brahmins don’t have doors for their bathrooms. Taking a dump is a family activity for them, like eating together is for dumb lower caste Westerners.💕❤️❤️
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Listen up everyone!👂🏼 #PixelBuds Pro are almost here 📣 Featuring: 🤫 Active Noise Cancellation with Silent Seal™ 🎚 Volume EQ* 🙏 Switch audio automatically** 🗣️ "#HeyGoogle" for hands-free help Sound good to you? 😉 Pre-order yours starting on July 21st.
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Cool down and get some exercise with Google Assistant. Just say, “#HeyGoogle, remind me to go for a swim at 3 p.m.”
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Honor Women’s Equality Day with the help of Google Assistant. Just say, “#HeyGoogle, tell me about inspiring women.”
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Let Google Assistant help you spend more time outdoors before summer ends. Just say, “#HeyGoogle, what parks are nearby?”
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The Black Butterfly
@biditsun
#HeyGoogle #GooglePay called me. Then hung up after one ring , before I could answer the phone. #GooglePayIndia then sent me an email saying they cannot reach me. I now have the option to chat, so I used it, and the guy hung up on me immediately. I will have to write about this.
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Sundar Pichai, stop hiring incompetent #GooglePayIndia managers who tell your #GooglePay social media workers to demand that your customers follow them on Twitter. WTF? Sundar? I work for you, or you work for me? WTF? #HeyGoogle, the DOJ and EU regulators don't trust you either.
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Edward
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#HeyGoogle How dare you make the funeral on mon undeletable on our calendars. There are some people, like myself, who dont care, and want NOTHING to do with the royal pillocks, - and so DONT want ANY reference to that on my phone and other calendars. GIVE US THE OPTION...
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@danlabell
#HeyGoogle Stratford on Avon Runnymede Yes, I know that my dictionary with my Macintosh; But, when it was Shakespeare just before The Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner, at Ferguson High School, that was taught; or no one knew then. :_(
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Learn more about LGBTQIA+ history with Google Assistant. Just say, “#HeyGoogle, what are you doing for Pride?”
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This weekend is Juneteenth, when we celebrate the emancipation of Black Americans and the end of slavery in the United States. Learn more about the day’s history and hear reflections on its resulting freedoms by saying: #HeyGoogle talk about Juneteenth.
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