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  1. 28 Jul 2015

    The sensation of forward travel is an illusion - there is no progress, there is only survival. At uncaring Nature, turn left.

    1 reply . 15 retweets 29 likes
  2. 13 Jun 2017

    Follow the path of the deranged penguin until you reach your destination. Death.

    2 replies . 9 retweets 34 likes
  3. 28 Jul 2015

    "I have chosen a route that shall maximize your existential dread."

    1 reply . 46 retweets 63 likes
  4. 28 Jul 2015

    "The fastest route is straight ahead, but the mountains, on the other side of this continent, are calling you."

    1 reply . 20 retweets 25 likes
  5. 28 Jul 2015

    Turn right onto another road, that like all the rest, will lead you only back to yourself.

    1 retweet 14 likes
  6. 28 Jul 2015

    "There is no purpose in proceeding to your destination. Your life is vile. Vile, and debased."

    25 retweets 35 likes
  7. 28 Jul 2015

    "Turn left. Accelerate vehicle. Turn right. Accelerate. Pray you can outrun the encroaching madness pursuing you in the dark."

    1 retweet 4 likes
  8. 28 Jul 2015

    "Though you have reached your destination, do not consider it some form of accomplishment."

    1 retweet 3 likes
  9. 28 Jul 2015
    Replying to

    It is important for parents to have to find fiendish pleasure in the question “Are we there yet?”

    1 retweet 9 likes
  10. 28 Jul 2015

    *Fits to a 320 ton steamship.

    1 like
  11. 28 Jul 2015

    "Calculating route to certain doom."

    1 like
  12. 28 Jul 2015

    Seeking direction is meaningless

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  13. 28 Jul 2015

    "The time until arrival at your destination could not be calculated. Because you're going nowhere."

    2 likes
  14. 30 Jul 2015

    "Where are we going? Where are we now?" "The destination is death via the existential dread highway."

    "I have chosen a route that shall maximize your existential dread."
    1 like
  15. 28 Jul 2015

    When you reach your destination, you realize you never left. Your journey was a void.

    1 like
  16. 28 Jul 2015

    "Turn around now, or be doomed and forgotten forever."

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  17. 28 Jul 2015

    Turn left in 200 meters. Or do not. Freedom is an illusion. Your only real choice is between despair and death

    1 like
  18. 28 Jul 2015

    "A failure of humanity has been reported. Take nearest exit to Enlightenment. Recalculating route. Abandon all hope."

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  19. 28 Jul 2015

    It matters not which direction you take; you will end up surrounded by misery, and chaos. *You have reached your destination*

    1 retweet 1 like
  20. 28 Jul 2015

    Turn right at Vile St. and left at Debased Ave. and there you will find yourself.

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