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  2. Jan 2

    If you’re in any way offended by the announcement of a Vegan sausage roll, can I remind you that the regular one is still available? I also advise you get a life.

  3. Jan 2

    Honest question? What's the difference between Vegeterian Sausages (which have been around for years) and Vegan Sausages?

  4. Jan 2

    Went into earlier, ordered 12 steak bakes. Bloke behind the counter said, "Would you like to try our new vegan sausage roll?" I picked up my dinner, looked him square in the face and said, "We're leaving, you lost. Get over it, snowflake". The whole shop cheered.

  5. Jan 2

    If a vegetarian sausage roll has pissed off Piers Morgan then its good enough for me.

  6. Jan 2

    Surely under any trades description a 'Sausage Roll' without any sausage meat cannot be called a 'Sausage Roll' Are they to be stored on shelves next to meat pies?

  7. Jan 2

    Hats off to today 👏 fabulous, tongue in cheek campaign & a masterclass in Twitter engagement from their team. Give your Social Media team the freedom to act as the voice of your brand, be bold & watch the magic of Twitter unfold 😀

  8. Popped into for a but they didn't have any - had to settle for a ! I ain't no but convinced me I had to try one. I'll keep looking..

  9. Jan 2

    "Sausage" - noun: late Middle English: from Old French "saussiche", from from the Latin "salsus", meaning: ‘salted’. So yes, unless they're salt-free, vegan sausages are sausages.

  10. Jan 2

    One of my favourite twitter replies of all time.

  11. Jan 2

    Usually it's destroying a ! It looks like has their revenge!!

  12. Jan 2
  13. Jan 2

    Love how threatened some people seem to be over a bloody vegan sausage roll 😂🤦🏻‍♀️ You eat your pig in pastry roll and us veggie/vegans will eat our non animal based pastry roll. Everyone gets an option now, surely that’s a good thing? 🤷🏻‍♀️

  14. 13 minutes ago

    First and last time I have a vegan sausage roll

  15. Jan 3

    I recently posted this. Am I wrong? RT.

  16. Jan 3

    Taste test. Meat v Vegan sausage roll.

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  17. 11 minutes ago

    I want to try Greggs vegan sausage roll so bad but none available in my town 😭

  18. 12 hours ago

    The Brexit bit at the end is especially funny, as by French law, couldn’t get away with calling it a sausage. But blame the EU. What is it about toxic masculinity, bad spelling, aversion to folk living their lives, and Brexit that goes so well together?

  19. Jan 2
  20. Jan 3

    My robust defence of vegan invention for . Perhaps it’s just a sausage roll…but perhaps it’s more.

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