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  1. Jan 19

    The GOP lunatics are out in full force today pushing for the release of a mythical memo that no one can even pretend to have any knowledge of all TO AVOID TALKING ABOUT These idiots love their conspiracies.

  2. Jan 18

    If Trump is 6-3 then Bob Costas can dunk.

  3. Jan 19

    I could have saved myself a lot of bad diets had I only known I could just have my doctor make me taller and thinner. After my next physical I plan to be 5’9” and 128 lbs.

  4. Jan 18

    All you girthers out there, we saw you looking yesterday! The made searches 🚀 .

  5. Jan 21

    FYI. President William Howard Taft was also 6’ 3” and 239 pounds.

  6. Jan 18

    In my case, I reserve ALL MY HATE, which could fill galaxies, into Trump and his idiot sycophants. I DAILY envision an asteroid the size of a bus hurtling toward them at a minimum velocity of 22 miles per second, which would create a crater several miles wide.

  7. Jan 23

    "It’s not about his height or his weight. It’s about this president continuing to exist in a different reality than the majority of this country," writes .

  8. Jan 19

    If there's a better cartoon than this, I haven't seen it.

  9. Jan 27

    Doctor Doctor, gimme the news I got a Bad Case of Girther Blues 🎼🎶 Watch full video at

  10. Jan 19
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    Another lie to add to the loooong list of lies

  11. Feb 13

    . Pls help us to understand how "Trump pitches plan to replace food stamps with food boxes." THIS coming from a man who's Doctor claims he's 6'3 and weighs 239 pounds. Let's put on the SNAP Blue Apron program and see how he fares!

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    Where's the girth certificate?!

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