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  1. 8 Mar 2016

    There is never such a thing as too much guacamole. If you run out of chips, it's still not the guac's fault.

    6 retweets 22 likes
  2. 2 Feb 2016

    If I was playing in I would want to give me a pre-game pep talk with his famous .

    2 replies 8 retweets 34 likes
  3. 5 Feb 2017

    The early bird gets the worm. At , arrives early and gets prime seating.

    2 replies 5 retweets 19 likes
  4. 5 Feb 2017

    Ooh let me try! Like a chihuahua, is small in stature, but his heart stands tall.

    The early bird gets the worm. At , arrives early and gets prime seating.
    9 replies 16 retweets 137 likes
  5. 10 Oct 2016

    In every bag of crips, there's always one bad chip. That doesn't mean the whole bag is bad.

    2 replies 3 retweets 10 likes
  6. 27 Dec 2016

    Don't lose your cool. It's next to impossible to remember where you left it.

    4 retweets 5 likes
  7. 22 Sep 2016

    Don't act like a baby. Unless, you are a baby. In that case, carry on. 👶

    2 retweets 5 likes
  8. 2 Feb 2017
    Replying to

    Patience, . Good things come to those who…sit…stay...good boy!

    1 reply 2 retweets 16 likes
  9. 12 Oct 2016

    You'll regret getting the fries, but never the side salad. 🍟

    4 retweets 6 likes
  10. 17 Apr 2017

    Quickly turn prospects into accounts via texting

  11. 6 Oct 2016

    With my tail near my light and my head near the food... I wondered what did upside down mean?

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