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  1. prije 6 sati

    Hooray, I'm a teenage heartthrob again!

  2. 1. velj

    Please select mode of death: "Quick and Painless" or "Slow and Horrible". Yeah, I'd like to place a collect call. You have selected: "Slow and Horrible". Great choice!

  3. Listen, you: I was born here, I raised a cloud of children here, my ancestors came over here on the sandwich. No one can make me leave.

  4. 31. sij

    I had Seymour till he was three. That's when I knew him and that's when I loved him. I'll never forget him. But he forgot me a long, long time ago.

  5. 1. velj

    Robo-Puppy commencing two-hour yipping session. Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Yip! Robo-Puppy mistreatment alert! Robo-Puppy mistreatment alert!

  6. 30. sij

    I'm immortal, baby! What? Then how come you always scream so much when you're in danger? I never said I wasn't a drama queen.

  7. 2. velj

    As Mayor of New New York, it's my pleasure to introduce the honorary captain for the Titanic's maiden voyage. A man who single-handedly defeated the Retiree People of the Assisted Living Nebula: Zapp Brannigan!

  8. 2. velj

    As new employees, I'd like your opinion on our commercial. I paid to have it air during the Super Bowl. Wow! Not on the same channel, of course.

  9. 3. velj

    I now present you with the academy prize, which we confiscated from Dr. Wernstrom after it became apparent that he was a jackass.

  10. 3. velj

    Here lies the bravest soldier I've seen since my mirror got grease on it. I hereby order that in Bender's honour he be melted down and made into a statue of himself.

  11. 28. sij

    I don't know what your secret is but if you'll work for minimum wage you can start tomorrow. If I work of less than minimum, can I start today? I don't see why not.

  12. prije 7 minuta

    Cruz disapproves if the chat still managed to fuck up by girl scouts

  13. Futurama Robot Devil Metal Click Toy

  14. prije 1 sat
    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    And . Wait -

  15. prije 1 sat

    The Fairness in Hell Act…

  16. What?! how did I never know that Homer Simpson is Robot Devil???

  17. prije 3 sata

    and Steroid battle to the death! Or until 5 o’clock when their shift ends!

  18. prije 5 sati

    Fun fact, in S2E7 of , when Bender has a nightmare of 1s and 0s and tells Fry that he thinks he saw a 2, he's not wrong, there actually is a glimpse of a 2 closer to the lower right center that is quickly covered up by a large 1, it's a "blink and you miss it."

  19. prije 7 sati

    The luck of the Fryrish ending is legit raw sadness 😳💔😂

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