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  1. 27 Dec 2012

    I feel so powerless. LOL.

  2. 13 Aug 2017
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    We relish the fact that you mustard the strength to ketchup in your cleaning. Must have had dijon vu when seeing the stains.

  3. 19 hours ago

    Surely that caption for "Julep" should say she's mooooving to a newer larger home?

  4. 3 Oct 2013

    good luck to and all other teens taking SATs this SATurday!! Don't be #2 like your pencil, be #1 !! :D

  5. 21 Sep 2017

    Hiroshima went for a singing competition, but Hiroshima NaGaSaki

  6. 19 Aug 2014

    Pun of the Day: Don't trust people who do acupuncture, they're real backstabbers.

  7. 21 Mar 2014

    An unintentional pun is like the best thing ever. Love a pun I does. oh and pun rhymes with fun? Coincidence? I think not!

  8. 17 Mar 2017

    Irish You a Happy St Patrick's Day!!

  9. 27 Aug 2012

    I'm starting to think I'll never get around to filming my documentary about the positive effects of procrastination.

  10. 6 Apr 2018

    If this doesn't get a reaction, I don't know what will! That time in grade 12 when I blew up my chemistry experiment... c..c.

  11. 5 Mar 2013
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    @Spraycandy12 who knows how many jokes we can make in one night?!?

  12. 5 Mar 2015
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    : Somebody at work has stolen my favourite mug. This is a sad day.” They are mugging you off mate.

  13. 8 Aug 2012
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    @mrbagorbox @sorshie08 Really SCRAMBLING my mind here thinking of a retort, im not sBOILED for choice

  14. 21 Jun 2017
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    When will you do again

  15. 1 Nov 2013

    "Patty Cake, Patty Take Two: How I Turned from Baking to Acting" by Patrick Stewart

  16. 3 Jan 2013

    I was almost arrested at breakfast They said I am a CEREAL KILLER

  17. 25 Nov 2013

    JAMES P. WOLPERT, the one guy I wish was single Can ANYbody find me somebody single to love? xD :]

  18. 4 Apr 2014

    Cod was great today, but shouldn't all fish be served in the ?

  19. 8 Jul 2013

    : "The edges are all torn and tied up, it's kind of like one of those homemade felt blankets" Me: "but (k)not!"

  20. 16 Nov 2018

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