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  1. 2 May 2019

    A service provider is bitching about clients etc at a coffee shop near the venue for the National Day of Action for NDIS. You are wearing your logo lanyard mate and BRISBANE has 3 degrees of separation.

    6 retweets 19 likes
  2. 13 Nov 2020

    You know it's going to be a LONG day when you are sitting patiently waiting to be let into a Zoom meeting before realizing that you are the host. 🤔🤣

    58 likes
  3. 29 Mar 2019

    Ever get frustrated trying to remove a stubborn bullet point from an email before you realize it is just dust on your screen? 🙄

    9 likes
  4. 31 May 2019

    We're just going to leave this here...

    4 retweets 10 likes
  5. 29 May 2020

    Currently relearning French and just spent a while staring at conjugations of the verb 'meinen' (to think, be of the opinion), marvelling at the fact that the same verb exists in French and German, before realising I was in completely the wrong grammar book

    3 replies 40 likes
  6. 19 Oct 2019

    When all you want to do is get buff but mom wants you to get an education.

    3 retweets 10 likes
  7. 3 Jan 2020

    Good news: We found the missing dove. Bad news is: Well, you'll see... 🕊️ 🤦

    1 reply 2 retweets 71 likes
  8. 3 Apr 2020

    is provided by Brook and her amazing heading skills 🤣 Jk, she’s a baller 😎

    1 retweet 10 likes
  9. 4 Oct 2019

    You know it’s Friday when you try to swipe into the corridor doors with your debit card... 😑🙈🤦‍♀️

    15 likes
  10. 16 Jan 2020

    Doh, but on a Thursday ;) Didn't quite give enough clearance for lid inset. Had to "tweak" in post process to check everything else. On the positive side, the lid doesn't take long to print.

    2 replies 4 retweets 22 likes
  11. 18 Oct 2019

    Today I made our CEO a cup of tea whilst she was on a call to an investor. Picked a nice, inconspicuous mug without branding or cheesy messages on it... oh wait

    5 replies 2 retweets 28 likes
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  12. Apr 2

    Place: "Bring it around to the dock." DIY Guy: "I make my own dock." 🤣

  13. Apr 2

    That's decent girth, he should be proud! Plus he's losing 1 ½" length by going through the door. Stud!

  14. 14 Aug 2020

    Managing not to panic when the birthday cake label catches fire!

    19 likes
  15. 10 May 2019

    Some days the geladas like to stay down the cliffs and watch us instead!

    1 reply 2 retweets 16 likes
  16. 24 Jul 2020

    Some of these windows are 🤮

    7 replies 1 retweet 18 likes
  17. Feb 5

    Bit the bullet today and was proud of myself for filming a lesson. Great demonstrations to really help them visualise, I didn't even worry when I dropped the resources on the floor...Watched it back and realised I hadn't put the camera on 🤦🏽‍♀️

    2 replies 14 likes
  18. 31 Jul 2020

    When you leak the ransomware sample that has been tailored to destroy your company on a public sandbox, and allow the entire cyberworld to access your negotiation chat with the threat actor (link in the ransom note) !

    5 replies 22 retweets 40 likes
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  19. 9 Oct 2020

    We thought we where getting a bargain when we ordered our new mop and buckets from a new supplier. Turns out there for kids! Our value for money statement is not looking good this year!

    8 replies 2 retweets 27 likes
  20. 28 Feb 2020

    I ran in for yogurt. Costco is normally where this happens. Trader Joe’s has made the list. Any other culprits out there?

    11 replies 23 likes

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