-
People View all
@_FloridaMan Real-life stories of the world's worst superhero | IAmFloridaMan[at]gmail[dot]com
Everywhere, FL • instagram.com/f1oridaman
-
"In case you ever wondered what drinking two liters of vodka, smoking marijuana and baking cookies on a George Foreman gets you... now you know. A naked Florida man unaware that his burning house is about to kill him."
#floridaman https://www.jacksonville.com/news/20181227/11-times-florida-man-made-us-lol-and-smh-in-2018/1 … -
Just watched Season 2 Episode 1 of
@AtlantaFX and I read this@CNN article! Now it’s all clear!#FloridaMan#nowyouknowpic.twitter.com/09KvUTCOtM
-
‘
#FloridaMan' had quite a year: A look back at 2018 | Read more about all of his shenanigans: https://at.wftv.com/2PZdkTi pic.twitter.com/G4BIzJxI33
-
Why??? Police say
#FloridaMan purposely drove his@Ferrari off a dock and into the ocean http://bit.ly/2Tp2HLy?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=snd&utm_content=wplg10 …pic.twitter.com/rm8YsDE9u0
-
Just spent almost a week at Disney. Highlight has to be learning that the driver taking us to the park one day (using GPS, naturally) was a flat-earther.
#FloridaManShow this thread -
I had less fear in the city than I do in suburban FL.
Cuz, you know... #FloridaMan -
Obviously not a
#FloridaMan -
#FloridaMan arrested for attacking McDonald's employee over not getting a straw, police say. https://wfts.tv/2CJS2Wu pic.twitter.com/T4Rhm4lxe8
-
was this Florida? looks like Florida
#FloridaMan -
-
Son Arrested For Pizza Attack On His Father | The Smoking Gun
#FloridaMan http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/pizza-domestic-battery-189402 … via@tsgnews -
After Florida Man, Florida Kid.
#floridaman https://www.rideapart.com/articles/299273/toddler-steals-trike/amp … -
Walk into Orlando airport restroom and there is a man standing in the corner, sans shirt and pants, frantically shoving handfuls of paper towels into his boxers and muddling them around, while mumbling a nearly constant stream of obscenities. Did I just stumble upon
#FloridaMan ? -
#FloridaMan RT@DRUDGE_REPORT: COPS: Son Arrested For Pizza Attack On Father... https://drudge.tw/2LUHneE -
Big Fella would’ve had to earn it...
It’s 2019 #FloridaMan has hopefully completely his run of all Year shenanigans -
Cranes (as in the birds with long legs) will steal small boxes off people’s front porches. I just witnessed this, and no, she flew away before I could record.
#FloridaMan -
One of my favorite
#FloridaMan stories of 2018 has to be the guy who was driving a stolen car with a pet monkey wearing a diaper clinging to him. pic.twitter.com/ZiR752JUpT
-
He needed a little practice being
#FloridaMan before he left. -
Florida Man soon to team up with wild monkeys with killer herpes. Add in bath salts, assault rifles and Mar-A-Lago and you'd have the ultimate "Florida Man" story!:
#FloridaMan https://arstechnica.com/science/2019/01/wild-monkeys-with-killer-herpes-are-breeding-like-crazy-in-florida/ …
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.