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#FiveJobsIveHad 1. Dairy cow 2. Member of#TheMooovement. 3. Defendant in $250M lawsuit. 4. Devin Nunes’ nemesis. 5. Optimist
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1) Highwayman. Along the coach roads I did ride. 2) Sailor. I was born upon the tide. 3) I was a dam-builder, across the river deep and wide. 4) I fly a starship across the Universe divide. 5) Perhaps I may become a highwayman again.
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#FiveJobsIveHad 1. I crashed my car into the bridge 2. I watched, I let it burn 3. I threw your shit into a bag and pushed it down the stairs 4. I crashed my car into the bridge 5. I don't care, I love it -
1. Professional eater 2. Professional sleeper 3. Professional relaxer 4. Professional pooper 5. And my favorite...professional KARATE CHOPPER
I’m just a guinea pig, what can I say
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#FiveJobsIveHad 1. Not scabbing a strike 2. Not scabbing a strike. 3. Not scabbing a strike. 4. Not scabbing a strike. 5. Not scabbing a strike -
#fiveJobsIveHad 1. Hospital clerk/Insurance( worst job) 2. Secretary to a pastor of a church center(2nd worst) 3. Newspaper clerk/advertising 4. BankTeller 5. School Secretary/Financial Bookkeeper Somewhere in the mix I was a substitute Teacher Now I’m an artist! pic.twitter.com/eX6WOeHM9o
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#fiveJobsIveHad 1. Bird killer 2. Dog teaser 3. Puker 4. Roof patroller 5. Sunrise Alarm clock pic.twitter.com/TFJCeTi1hd
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#FiveJobsIveHad 1. Horse Whisperer 2. Good Doggo 3. Best Fren 4. Running Partner 5. Heart Melter pic.twitter.com/q2fHUTdxZq
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#FiveJobsIveHad 1. Grocery store clerk 2. Vocal soloist for church weddings 3. Chemist 4. Strike-replacement high school teacher 5. FBI Director, interrupted -
#fiveJobsIveHad 1. Borg 2. Borg 3. Borg 4. Borg 5. astrometrical science officer on the USS Voyager -
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#fivejobsivehad Food taster Couch tester Ball chaser Bed warmer Bacon connoisseur pic.twitter.com/xEghDHCwTi
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#fiveJobsIveHad -Bitch -Lover -Child -Mother -Sinner Bonus: -Saint I do not feel ashamed -
#FiveJobsIveHad 1. emt intern 2. caretaker for disabled adults (best) 3. hobby lobby slave to midwestern christian women (worst) 4. cook for pot-themed restaurant 5. toys r us cashier (fired for feeding homeless person in store) tbh the point of this post is fuck toys r us -
#fiveJobsIveHad -playing guitar on the MTV -install microwave ovens -customer kitchen deliveries -moving these refrigerators -moving these color TVsنمایش این رشتهتوییت -
#fiveJobsIveHad in no particular order: 1. space cowboy 2. gangster of love 3. joker 4. smoker 5. midnight toker -
#FiveJobsIveHad 1. Personal Shopper
2. Barista
3. Medical Transcriber
4. English Teacher
5. MOM! 
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Posting again with an ~ official image ~ I'm available for storyboarding work!! I've been a Story Artist at Lucasfilm, Maker Studios, + Disney Consumer Products, and a Cinematic Artist at Telltale Games and 2k Games. Lets keep this show going!
#ThisIsAnimation#fiveJobsIveHad pic.twitter.com/U1NfiiprsY
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Five jobs I’ve had: 1. Picker 2. Lover 3. Joker 4. Smoker 5. Midnight Toker
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#fiveJobsIveHad As I scan this most people seem to have meaningless jobs. No wonder Twitters full of humans that want the government to give them more and the rich to foot the bill. I’ve had 2 jobs and 1 career that allows me to live comfortably. Life is out there get you someنمایش این رشتهتوییت
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