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  1. Jan 22

    Hazel watching the Democrats' electoral chances fly away.

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  2. 14 hours ago

    Have I mentioned that our family expanded a month ago?!😻 meet Cougar! …

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  3. Aug 9

    Senator Hatch, Hazel Pence says happy to you. 🐱🐶🐰

    “Send tweet.”
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  4. Aug 8

    Here’s a clip of the chillest cat I’ve ever known.

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  5. Jul 7

    America's Harley says we need aircon or shade, lots of water to drink, and definitely never to be left in a car, even with the windows down. Being a pet in a heatwave is ruff.

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  6. Jun 22

    Was just chatting with Harley and Hazel, and we think the roaring economy will enable more people to keep and rescue pets than ever before. Thank you to all the humans who voted for Trump and Republicans!

    6 months after signed the largest tax cuts and reforms into law: ✅ America’s economy is making a comeback. ✅ Workers are seeing higher wages. ✅ Unemployment has not been lower in 49 years. ✅ African-American and Hispanic-American unemployment rates are at a record low.
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  7. Jun 18

    I know our opponents looked at this photo and (somehow) saw a Nazi symbol, but all that we the (, Harley and Hazel) saw was H.E.R.O. Rescuer of Abused Children Justin Gaertner's service pupper. Thank you both for your service! 👶🇺🇸

    Justin Gaertner is a combat wounded U.S. Marine who continues to serve his country as an ICE computer forensics analyst, helping solve criminal cases & rescue abused children. The tattoo shown here is the symbol for his platoon while he fought in Afghanistan.
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  8. Apr 30

    This is how Hazel sees me when she's been on the catnip. Try hugs, not drugs!

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  9. Apr 24

    your gun salute is so loud the can hear it all the way up at the Naval Observatory, so they sit up and bark/miaow/thump in your general direction.

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  10. Apr 21

    There is no way Hazel would let me away with this, j/s.🐰

    Replying to @realMarlonBundo
    Watson agrees. And it’s legal to head butt cats out of your way to get to the bunny box.
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  11. Apr 18

    "Whether you are talking about education, career or service, you are talking about life and life really must have joy. It's supposed to be fun." - Barbara Bush So true! We are all about the fun here with the .

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  12. Apr 10

    Hazel and I have always received equal pay for equal work, so we're skeptical about the data. Always good to celebrate the Equal Pay Act of 1963 though.

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  13. Feb 22

    America's is really hoping this isn't just a satire website. is the product we've all been waiting for. Happy !🍷🐱 

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  14. Feb 20

    Here at the US Naval Observatory, every day is .

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  15. Feb 20

    After a year of looking for evidence it turns out with Russia about as much as Harley colluded with Hazel to pose for this photo. Oops.

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  16. Feb 1

    Nobody puts in a corner.💃  Except when it's and wants to remind you of all the great books about White House pets that have been published over the years, with proceeds to charity. Next book March 19th:

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  17. Jan 22

    I don't want to be the one to have to tell Hazel the shutdown's over and staff are going to want their computers back.

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  18. Jan 21

    Tabby Feet is one of the 🐱🐰🐶

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  19. Jan 12

    The photographer came for the decor but stole the show.

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  20. Jan 12

    Nobody puts Hazel in a corner.

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