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  1. Dec 22

    A new event for , the Kadri toss.

    123 replies 494 retweets 2,060 likes
  2. Dec 22

    In a miracle my common sense statements got me blocked by my dear friend

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  4. Dec 23

    list of things Trump can't tell apart: HPV & HIV debt & deficit climate & weather Frederick Douglass & some other black guy who's alive Medicare & Medicaid health insurance & life insurance counsel & council Melania & Melanie smoke & smock truth & lies right & wrong

    240 replies 1,532 retweets 6,376 likes
  5. Dec 22

    This year falls on a Sunday so my sermon opens with “I gotta lot of problems with you people and now you’re gonna hear about it!”

    18 replies 132 retweets 585 likes
  6. Dec 23

    Happy Festivus everyone! May your airing of grievances today be many and your feats of strength all be easy!

    4 replies 96 retweets 235 likes
  7. Dec 23

    Happy ! It’s time for the . I could go on forever, but we have to get to the feats of strength next! 😉

    19 replies 183 retweets 749 likes
  8. Dec 23

    I came to say Happy to my friend Elizabeth Warren. Cant find her.

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  9. Dec 22

    In case you were wondering, the government shutdown isn’t shutting down my tomorrow for . I’ve got even more problems with you people than usual, and you’re gonna hear about it!

    392 replies 1,743 retweets 7,350 likes
  10. Dec 23

    It’s a for the rest of us! The tradition of Festivus begins with the . Enjoy.

    Festivus: Airing of the Grievances
    It’s a #Festivus for the rest of us! The tradition of Festivus begins with the #AiringOfGrievances. Enjoy.
    46 replies 766 retweets 3,325 likes
  11. Dec 22

    Happy to all

    10 replies 225 retweets 376 likes
  12. Dec 23

    Happy , PA. This year, I'm honoring everyone's favorite Festivus tradition by sharing some of the grievances Pennsylvanians have aired with me on Twitter. Enjoy.

    160 replies 911 retweets 3,516 likes
  13. Dec 23

    | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | _ | | •.•) Break out the | |⊂ﾉ pole. | |

    27 replies 300 retweets 1,050 likes
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  14. Dec 23

    Happy , PA!

    Red background with snowflakes, Festivus pole, and text reading Festivus for the rest of us
    2 replies 86 retweets 231 likes
  15. Dec 23

    GOOD MORNING! Welcome to everyone’s favorite holiday, !

    237 replies 2,476 retweets 8,759 likes
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  16. Dec 22

    One of our readers' grievances: "Boneless wings are not wings!" 🐔

    28 replies 100 retweets 441 likes
  17. Dec 22

    So happy for the long weekend!

    1 reply 16 retweets 56 likes
  18. Dec 23

    It’s a Miracle!

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  19. Dec 23

    I can’t stand the sound of the human voice. Grievance, aired.

    14 replies 33 retweets 244 likes
  20. Dec 22

    Community Announcement: To all you shit stirrers out there is celebrated on the 23rd not on Xmas Day. I'll accept any "airing of grievances" from midnight. Don't hold back 💣

    13 replies 17 retweets 87 likes
  21. Dec 23

    The Story of Festivus - "A new holiday was born, a for the rest of us!"

    20 replies 715 retweets 1,208 likes

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