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  1. 24 Jul 2016

    When they hate you publicly but privately want to be you

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  2. 24 Jul 2016

    I take you, Barack Obama, to be my lawfully wedded husband....

  3. 21 Jul 2016

    "I am the way, the truth, and the life."

  4. 23 Jul 2016
  5. 22 Jul 2016

    Should I write my hashtag paper on or

  6. 26 Jul 2016

    I wake up in a house built by Slaves, I mean Slovenians.

  7. 1 Aug 2016
  8. 26 Jul 2016

    "yeah, ok, but I'm nominated for the VMAs so..."

  9. 20 Jul 2016
  10. 21 Jul 2016
  11. May 10

    "I'd like to thank my speech writers: Copy & Paste" Now thanks to we find that Pence is going the Melania route Compare Pence & Nixon, back to back, obstructing an investigation to cover up crimes. Yes Pence is the worst

  12. 20 Jul 2016

    "I'm a man in a dress." ❤ !

  13. 5 Aug 2016

    Melania: "Repeating is 2 hard! Donald could I just lip-sync next time like Milli Vanilli?"

  14. 3 Nov 2016
  15. 23 Jul 2016

    I WON'T!!!😭😭 RT : "I didn't get no sleep cause of y'all..." -Melania Trump

  16. 20 Jul 2016

    "I'm a psychological woman." ❤ !

  17. 20 Jul 2016

    "I don't carry a purse, I stick it all in my tits." ❤ !

  18. 21 Jul 2016

    "Please don't shoot me. I am a therapist & I am unarmed. He is autistic and only has a toy truck"

  19. "on the 3rd day God created the Remington boltaction rifle so that Man could fight the dinosaurs & the homosexuals"

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