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  1. 24 Jul 2016

    When they hate you publicly but privately want to be you

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  2. 14 Dec 2016
  3. 17 Aug 2016

    He is always been a 3rd-rate fraud. Obama plagiarizes speech during his campaign.

  4. 4 Jan 2017

    was too much fun

  5. 20 Jul 2016
  6. 24 Jul 2016
  7. 25 May 2018

    From my drafts 💀: "I never fucked Wayne, I never fucked Drake. On my life man, fuck's sake."

  8. Now that's how you use a Michelle speech!

  9. 9 Aug 2016

    "I don't know who you are, I don't know what you want.. But what I do have is a very particular set of skills..."

  10. 5 Aug 2016

    Melania: "Repeating is 2 hard! Donald could I just lip-sync next time like Milli Vanilli?"

  11. 22 Jan 2017
  12. 24 Jul 2016

    I take you, Barack Obama, to be my lawfully wedded husband....

  13. 20 Jul 2016

    "I don't carry a purse, I stick it all in my tits." ❤ !

  14. 30 Jul 2016

    Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? @

  15. 23 Jul 2016
  16. 22 Jul 2016

    Should I write my hashtag paper on or

  17. 2 Aug 2016

    "His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. There's vomit on his sweater already..Mom's spaghetti."

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