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  2. 2 hours ago

    For all of you who are wondering who Andy Dalton could flop so bad I have the answer... I decided to stream him this week

  3. 5 hours ago

    Wish I knew what it was like to finish a project/paper in advanced & not have to rush to do it the day before 🙃

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  4. 22 hours ago
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    Cmon, now, bro, you *KNOW* rich people's stories are wwwaaaaayyyy more compelling than poor (and brown, and poor brown) people 🤢🙄

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  5. Oct 17

    Pennsylvania: The Construction State. Lol!!

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  6. Oct 17

    This is me every time I try to write in a cafe.

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  7. Oct 19

    Bros... can I just eat my sandwich?

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  8. Oct 17

    I will CONSTANTLY make an order on Postmates, get to the checkout, see the price, and then decide that i’m not THAT hungry.

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  9. Oct 19

    Question: Is there anyone that ACTUALLY likes Cinnamon Twists?

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  10. Oct 19

    Me, at the end of every single book : Wow. I did NOT see that coming!

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  11. Oct 16

    We have an intern who cries over anything or basically everything, and like the douchebag I already am, laughed way too hard over it to a point where tears came out of me eyes 😂

  12. Oct 16
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    Me: "Do you like my new outfit daddy?" Dad: "It's out of this world love" Also dad, but under his breath: 'The further out the better'

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  13. Oct 14

    Me: *Outside picking up my dogs poop* My Dog: *sees me picking up poop* Hooman must think my bum chocolate is valuable. Don’t worry hooman it’s easy to make .... Me: *Sees my dog come outside* Don’t you dar........ My Dog: here’s a fresh one for you hooman!!! 💩

  14. Oct 20

    idk why i ever think for a second when you say you’re gonna call me that i’m gonna actually get a call. such a let down. #😔

  15. Oct 20

    Legit every time I wear a white top I spill my dinner down the front of it and it never comes out easily in the wash 😩🙄

  16. Oct 12
    Replying to

    Nuke town

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  17. Oct 20
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    Name calling you SPEAK 👿 YOU are nothing but a &

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  18. Oct 11

    Happy birthday to my portillo's chocolate cake shake loving guy, even though they hurt his tummy everytime 🙃

  19. Oct 14

    Also, as is customary, the video has been up for 18 minutes and I've already lost subscribers. So that's nice...

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  20. Oct 12

    and just to update you this is after your driver feels the need to refuel while keeping me waiting and telling me that he wants to go to Thane. As if am God to influence his decisions.

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  21. Oct 14

    Oh they just decided to put my business out there 😳😂😂😝

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