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  1. 11 Feb 2019
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    I’m with you, Pete! - Typhoid Mary

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  2. 10 Feb 2019

    May I request that you google ‘fecal-oral transmission’ and think about your life choices for a bit.

    1 reply 1 retweet 24 likes
  3. 10 Feb 2019

    Next chapter in the saga. ...Meanwhile, after dinner at the Hegseth residence... *toilet flushes, emerges, cheerfully* Pete: I'm gonna slice up the cake. Any takers? Everyone:

    2 replies 3 retweets 22 likes
  4. 11 Feb 2019

    Well, they're certainly making America dumb again.

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  5. 10 Feb 2019
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    Put all the morons in Alaska. Toss all the anti-vaxxers, flatearthers, and Qanonnuts there too. Then let Trump build his wall on the border with Canada, blocking the world from their crazy. Win win.

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  6. 13 Mar 2015

    Worthing comedy night going well! First act was good, enjoying too!

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  7. 10 Feb 2019
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    Perturabo, you're being paranoid. Again. I, for one, fully support people not washing their hands. And while you're at it, stop sterilizing instruments before surgery. And what's with bandages on open wounds? Let those suckers breathe!

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  8. 1 Oct 2015

    Wearing often = great fades.

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  9. 11 Feb 2019

    must have come from the cult followers of . Thanks for the heads up dirty guy on . For your health safety, I'll stay 500 yards from you to make sure I don't splash when I throw up.

    I read some of the comments out loud. Next thing I know an ad for soap this pops up. Google knows everything I say!
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  10. 13 May 2013

    So many people genuinely thought I had dirt or charcoal on my face.. Including some random women on the street

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  11. 19 Jul 2012
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    Honda roof monkey sneaks inside to feed from the trays on the rack. your hands

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  12. 11 Feb 2019

    I because then I can use my oily scalp to style my hair instead of wasting money on hair gel, hairspray and water. Go ahead. Laugh at me now. But when the next depression hits, I’ll be living like a king from my savings while all you clean, showered people suffer.

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  13. 10 Feb 2019

    Unbelievable! Wtf is wrong with you people?! Have we regressed back to the 1600’s? Wash your fucking hands! And don’t touch me or anyone else for that matter! You could kill someone with a weak immune system! Crazy!

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  14. 10 Feb 2019

    is a direct attack on raccoons

    Will wash hands for food
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  15. 13 Feb 2015

    Did you hear that is starting a new restaurant? It's called "Wipe 'n' Serve". Tea partiers are lined up to get in.

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  16. 11 Feb 2019

    The social media response has been swift and cutting from many.

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  17. 11 Feb 2019

    I read some of the comments out loud. Next thing I know an ad for soap this pops up. Google knows everything I say!

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  18. Feb 29
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    and then pete replies to a tweet saying after they say theyre 70 and havent washed their hande. very funny “joke” 💀

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    Fox News’ admits, unprompted, that he hasn’t washed his hands in 10 years. “Germs are not a real thing,” Pete says. “I can’t see them, therefore they’re not real.”
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  19. 11 Feb 2019

    Don’t get vaccinated, don’t believe in climate change, germs aren’t real. Because wants all it’s viewers to die

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  20. 13 Feb 2019

    .Fox News host Pete Hegseth said that he hasn’t washed his hands in 10 years, and germs are not a real thing because he can’t see them

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