Keresési eredmények
  1. ápr. 25.

    When you run for public office, find the most ignorant, racist, vile and uninformed people...it's alot easier than getting Intelligent people to follow you...

  2. ápr. 25.

    Always bring a spare pair of underwear on the course in case you get "Mudbutt"...

  3. ápr. 25.

    Character..."Schmaracter"...who gives a Shit about telling the truth and having honor? Just fire the people who aren't "Loyal" to you and Sue the rest...

  4. ápr. 25.

    Freudian Slip... "Only way Dems can luck out and win 2020 is by constantly investigating me", EXACTLY you Idiot! ,

  5. ápr. 25.

    When very weak people are afraid to look at something, stare it it down. When you no longer see it (or see anything at all), you know you’ve won! Gotta be tougher!!

  6. ápr. 25.

    When you see people who are victims of a devastating natural disaster, just toss them a few rolls of paper towels...

  7. ápr. 25.

    When you see a handicapped person, ignore what your Mother told you as a child and mock them anyway...

  8. ápr. 24.

    Plastic surgery will turn your plain-looking daughter to someone you tell your foreign acquaintances is your wife

  9. ápr. 24.

    Get yourself a compromised lawyer who’ll work “pro bono” - they’re worth every penny!

  10. ápr. 24.

    A glass of origin juice, a cup of covfefe and a hamberder cures windmill cancer

  11. ápr. 24.

    Always hire the best liars... I mean people

  12. ápr. 24.
  13. ápr. 24.

    I have the best advice. All my advice are oranges.

  14. ápr. 24.

    A Hamberder a day keeps the doctor away.

  15. ápr. 24.

    If at first you don’t succeed, Lie, Lie again.

  16. ápr. 24.

    Beware of those meddling kids.

  17. ápr. 24.
  18. ápr. 24.

    The more kids you have with different wives, the less they expect of you

  19. ápr. 24.
  20. ápr. 24.

    File Bankruptcy. Even when you’re debt-free.

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