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Hussy Fuzzy was a whore, Hussy Fuzzy wanted more.
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There once was a stooge named Santorum Who was given a talking head forum. Well known as a shill, And nicknamed for ass swill This GOP toad lacks decorum.
#RickSantorum#Santorum#CNN#CNNisTrash#IowaCaucuses#IowaCaucas#IowaCaucusDisaster#DirtyLimericks#PoliticalLimericks pic.twitter.com/VBfZ3ctfOF
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A President of Baylor named Ken Ignored sexual assaults of women. Unless you’ve got dirt, On a Dem he can hurt Kenneth Starr will let it happen again.
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There once was a man from Nantucket...
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this is important: anybody got any
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@EmmaofEngland I can quote poetry. Unfortunately they mostly start like "There once was a man from Nantucket..."#dirtylimericks -
There I sat all broken hearted, came to sh*t, but only farted.
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A lawyer they called Kenneth Starr Whose fixation with BJs was bizarre. “This time I will win,” Said Ken, with a grin “I can finally smoke that cigar!”
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A corrupt little toad named Marco Had the ethics of drug dealing narcos. “I know that he did it But I’m so scared I shitted,” Said the stooge, from his home in Key Largo.
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A man they called Little Rubio Killed a fair trial by voting no. No witnesses or docs, Like a legal cockblock All for a clown with a yuge ego.
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A lawyer named Pat Cipollone Was corrupt, as much as a phony. He put on such an act, Skewing all the facts This asshole should’ve won a Tony.
#PatCipollone#Cipollone#SenateImpeachmentTrial#SenateCoverup#BoltonBombshell#BoltonBook#TrumpDefense#DirtyLimericks#GOPCowards -
A lawyer name Mr. Underwear Was known for a certain kind of flair. Never would he doff, His clothes to get jerked off With legal briefs, he’s never fully bare!
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There was a lawyer named Sekulow Who argued against a quid pro quo. But when John Bolton leaked The GOP, they freaked Turning his case into a shit show.
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There was a Senator named Joni Who was always a total phony. “This impeachment shit show It’s all about Joe,” Said Ernst, in her own testimony.
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There was a lawyer named Dershowitz Drawn to the legal glamor and glitz. He had a little quirk, With clothes on, he’d get jerked Swearing it was just a little spritz.
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Bolton, whose first name was John Was known as a major hard on. But he had to admit, Rudy’s plan was just shit And it blew up like a turd bomb.
#Bolton#JohnBolton#Ukraine#RudyColludy#RudyGiuliani#DirtyLimericks#BoltonMustTestify#impeachment pic.twitter.com/fQdBGATg6K
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A gentleman they called Pompeo Served shit sandwiches with no mayo. As Trump’s most loyal toad, This moron blew his load He may be dumb, but he’s a real volcano.
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There was a Secretary named Mike Who thought he could do what he liked. He taught a course with maps, This pompous fucking sap So corrupt, he needs to take a hike.
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It was Friday night, time for a
#drill She said YES, they were in for a thrill! But there was too much beer And no rise for his spear Thus it then became Netflix and chill#vss365#vsspoem#poems#poetry#dirtylimericks#dirtylimerick
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