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  1. 17. svi 2010.

    Hussy Fuzzy was a whore, Hussy Fuzzy wanted more.

  2. There once was a stooge named Santorum Who was given a talking head forum. Well known as a shill, And nicknamed for ass swill This GOP toad lacks decorum.

  3. A President of Baylor named Ken Ignored sexual assaults of women. Unless you’ve got dirt, On a Dem he can hurt Kenneth Starr will let it happen again.

  4. There once was a man from Nantucket...

  5. 9. pro 2010.

    : my most shameful addiction

  6. 9. pro 2010.

    this is important: anybody got any ?????

  7. 26. srp 2010.
    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    I can quote poetry. Unfortunately they mostly start like "There once was a man from Nantucket..."

  8. There I sat all broken hearted, came to sh*t, but only farted.

  9. 3. velj

    A lawyer they called Kenneth Starr Whose fixation with BJs was bizarre. “This time I will win,” Said Ken, with a grin “I can finally smoke that cigar!”

  10. 31. sij

    A corrupt little toad named Marco Had the ethics of drug dealing narcos. “I know that he did it But I’m so scared I shitted,” Said the stooge, from his home in Key Largo.

  11. 31. sij

    A man they called Little Rubio Killed a fair trial by voting no. No witnesses or docs, Like a legal cockblock All for a clown with a yuge ego.

  12. 31. sij

    A lawyer named Pat Cipollone Was corrupt, as much as a phony. He put on such an act, Skewing all the facts This asshole should’ve won a Tony.

  13. 30. sij

    A lawyer name Mr. Underwear Was known for a certain kind of flair. Never would he doff, His clothes to get jerked off With legal briefs, he’s never fully bare!

  14. 28. sij

    There was a lawyer named Sekulow Who argued against a quid pro quo. But when John Bolton leaked The GOP, they freaked Turning his case into a shit show.

  15. 28. sij

    There was a Senator named Joni Who was always a total phony. “This impeachment shit show It’s all about Joe,” Said Ernst, in her own testimony.

  16. 28. sij

    There was a lawyer named Dershowitz Drawn to the legal glamor and glitz. He had a little quirk, With clothes on, he’d get jerked Swearing it was just a little spritz.

  17. 27. sij

    Bolton, whose first name was John Was known as a major hard on. But he had to admit, Rudy’s plan was just shit And it blew up like a turd bomb.

  18. 25. sij

    A gentleman they called Pompeo Served shit sandwiches with no mayo. As Trump’s most loyal toad, This moron blew his load He may be dumb, but he’s a real volcano.

  19. 25. sij

    There was a Secretary named Mike Who thought he could do what he liked. He taught a course with maps, This pompous fucking sap So corrupt, he needs to take a hike.

  20. 14. stu 2019.

    It was Friday night, time for a She said YES, they were in for a thrill! But there was too much beer And no rise for his spear Thus it then became Netflix and chill

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