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My name is Kelly I had pain in my belly Dr said u have 2 masses I thought to myself how quick life passes I took the chemo & still fighting There’s no better way to heal then thru writing So many emotions & feelings With the every day prayer of healing
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A lover, not a fighter, you can call me a writer...
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#DescribeYourselfWithARhyme I shaved my head Many years ago Because I couldn't Grow a fro -
#DescribeYourselfWithARhyme Blue eyes. Brown hair. I'll steal your fries when you're looking over there
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At Eton I learned to play rugger And at Oxford I learned how to punt Some say I’m a bit of a bugger But most people think I’m a fool
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Days can be dark But that gives a spark Of imagination And creation. My joy of writing Keeps me fighting Focused, driven and sane And stories you all gain.
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#DescribeYourselfWithARhyme I love Hugs And Also Pugs So Give Me Cute Pugs And No Drugs
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I av a Gyal, some money and some weed, I am a germaphobe, a clean yard is all I need. My name is Hoody, I also have a gun, Give me a call if you need anything done.
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I suck at Rhyming. I'll stick with wining.
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#DescribeYourselfWithARhyme I’m a little bit fat A bit of a twat Someone who no one makes a pass at Maybe because I look like an old bat But I own a cat So that’s that
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#DescribeYourselfWithARhyme I don’t like to leave my house I’m also as quiet as a mouse. -
#DescribeYourselfWithARhyme There's only one person I'm not looking for fun They should know my father had a gun He just shoot shoot shoot. This is totally done -
My happy place Is with my baby I love her special face Middle name is Anabelle Her first name is Grace.
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#DescribeYourselfWithARhyme Hottie with a naughty body.
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#DescribeYourselfWithARhyme I love chocolate Kitties and laughs Don’t send me a dick pic, Unless it resembles a giraffe -
#DescribeYourselfWithARhyme He is so calm. When is the time we'd be in love. You should know what do you deserve. You don't know, I don't know errrr -
I'm not gonna lie, I've thought about suicide Would've tried But didn't 'cause I couldn't decide If I'm already dyin' 'Cause of the water I drink The food that I eat Or ways I've been conditioned to think...
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(to the tune of "Nico and the Niners" by Twenty One Pilots) I'm heavy These rhymes are not quite ready I'm just a normal fellow I'm trying to be steady, oh whoa I'm quite tall If I could, I would see all I try to try my hardest I want to see the TARDIS
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