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  1. 27 Dec 2018

    My name is Kelly I had pain in my belly Dr said u have 2 masses I thought to myself how quick life passes I took the chemo & still fighting There’s no better way to heal then thru writing So many emotions & feelings With the every day prayer of healing

  2. 27 Dec 2018

    A lover, not a fighter, you can call me a writer...

  3. I shaved my head Many years ago Because I couldn't Grow a fro

  4. Blue eyes. Brown hair. I'll steal your fries when you're looking over there 👉🏻

  5. At Eton I learned to play rugger And at Oxford I learned how to punt Some say I’m a bit of a bugger But most people think I’m a fool

  6. 28 Dec 2018

    Days can be dark But that gives a spark Of imagination And creation. My joy of writing Keeps me fighting Focused, driven and sane And stories you all gain.

  7. 27 Dec 2018

    I love Hugs And Also Pugs So Give Me Cute Pugs And No Drugs 🤗

  8. 28 Dec 2018

    I av a Gyal, some money and some weed, I am a germaphobe, a clean yard is all I need. My name is Hoody, I also have a gun, Give me a call if you need anything done.

  9. 27 Dec 2018

    I suck at Rhyming. I'll stick with wining. 🍷

  10. 27 Dec 2018

    I’m a little bit fat A bit of a twat Someone who no one makes a pass at Maybe because I look like an old bat But I own a cat So that’s that 😁

  11. 27 Dec 2018

    I don’t like to leave my house I’m also as quiet as a mouse.

  12. 16 hours ago

    There's only one person I'm not looking for fun They should know my father had a gun He just shoot shoot shoot. This is totally done

  13. My happy place Is with my baby I love her special face Middle name is Anabelle Her first name is Grace.

  14. Hottie with a naughty body. 😏

  15. 27 Dec 2018

    I love chocolate Kitties and laughs Don’t send me a dick pic, Unless it resembles a giraffe

  16. 16 hours ago

    He is so calm. When is the time we'd be in love. You should know what do you deserve. You don't know, I don't know errrr

  17. 27 Dec 2018

    I'm not gonna lie, I've thought about suicide Would've tried But didn't 'cause I couldn't decide If I'm already dyin' 'Cause of the water I drink The food that I eat Or ways I've been conditioned to think...

  18. 27 Dec 2018

    I like coffee and sex and whatever rhymes with sex

  19. 27 Dec 2018

    My name is Kerry. I’m really hairy.

  20. (to the tune of "Nico and the Niners" by Twenty One Pilots) I'm heavy These rhymes are not quite ready I'm just a normal fellow I'm trying to be steady, oh whoa I'm quite tall If I could, I would see all I try to try my hardest I want to see the TARDIS

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