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#DescribeAFoodToAnAlien pig meat and fat, fried to crispy perfection. usually served w/ unhatched chicken offspring
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Cake- it's a hug for your stomach
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Crispy mint chocolate cookie that can only be bought once a year from tiny human girls selling door to door. #DescribeAFoodToAnAlien
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#DescribeAFoodToAnAlien Scrape its skin to add zest to other food or just tear it's whole hide off & eat it's guts!
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#DescribeAFoodToAnAlien Beer: it's a liquid that makes you better at almost everything. gph.is/1kB8V5g
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#DescribeAFoodToAnAlien KFC...all the bits you wouldn't normally eat seasoned in mystical magic powder and then fried
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Hot chocolate will warm your soul while you visit earth during the frosty #winter! #DescribeAFoodToAnAlien
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#DescribeAFoodToAnAlien starchy sheets, slow cook tomato and meat sauce, creamy cheese and crispy cheese on top
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Marmite: Left over dead fungus from brewing process.
You may love it, you may hate it.
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#DescribeAFoodToAnAlien one of the best foods on our planet with crunchy crust, sauce and gooey cheese
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Pureed legume and jellied vine fruit, spread between two rectangles of gluten foam. #DescribeAFoodToAnAlien
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#DescribeAFoodToAnAlien onion: the crying game
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This cute little guy is called a lobster. We boil him alive and then tear off his limbs and dip him in animal fat. #DescribeAFoodToAnAlien
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Faggots - Figure them out yourself
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