#DennisMillerOption

Every time I hear Bernie Sanders speak publicly he wants people like me to share something with him. So here you go. You're a shithead. #DennisMillerOption

Everyone will come to a point in life where they must stand and fight to the end over an issue they hold nearer and dearer than all others. MSNBC has arrived at that sacred crossroads with Joy Reid. #DennisMillerOption

Ironically, when I hear Robert DeNiro talking about politics my first instinct is to look over my shoulder and say "You talkin' to me?" #DennisMillerOption

Everyone who says Trump should quit tweeting does so on Twitter. #DennisMillerOption

I'm thinking of inviting Bill Clinton on my Podcast #DennisMillerOption as soon as I can get an industrial strength vinyl slip cover made for the guest chair.

Hmm...does anyone else think the NFL resembles a Stradivarius these days? #DennisMillerOption

Bill Clinton is explaining away his creepy Today Show interview by saying he got "hot under the collar." Yeah? Better get some ice on that. #DennisMillerOption

Wow! Lotta moving parts here! ABC has just hired Joy Reid to replace Roseanne on the "Roseanne" show! #DennisMillerOption

Notice that Trump's detractors often agree with him on policy until they reach the word "but" midway thru their answer and then commence to trashin'. #DennisMillerOption

Looks like Trudeau went thru his sock drawers today like Julian went thru his shirt drawers in "American Gigolo." #DennisMillerOption

As a member of "the world" I don't accept Bill Clinton's apology. I'm giving it back in hopes he gives it to her because she's the only one who deserves it. #DennisMillerOption

Shit...Andrew Cuomo just rescinded my invite to White Castle. #DennisMillerOption

They don’t want Trump tweeting because frankly he’s the best tweeter on the planet. #DennisMillerOption

Trump is truly a Bull Market in a china shop. #DennisMillerOption

Progressives are shooting themselves in the foot more frequently than a centipede who quite frankly is "getting no relief whatsoever" from a topical application of a generic anti-fungal toenail cream. #DennisMillerOption

Hey, if you find yourself hoping that the Korean Peninsula doesn't denuclearize because it would reflect favorably on President Trump, you do realize that's getting too weird, right? #DennisMillerOption

Nothing funnier than watching Trump treat the French like the French treat everybody. #DennisMillerOption

Dennis Miller's new joke writing method: predictive text. Let's try it: Progressives are shooting for the Platonic ideal of a candidate that will make you feel like you're going to cite the Enlightenment principle of the Western conference finals. #DennisMillerOption https://twitter.com/DennisDMZ/status/1003034135395356673 …

I'll be appearing on the @KennedyNation show tonight on the Fox Business Network at 8PM EST. I'm usually on halfway thru the hour. #DennisMillerOption

Go get 'em President Trump! #DennisMillerOption