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  1. 3 minutes ago

    If her mother and I would let her, our kid would binge watch Elmo's World in a way that would make me watching the entirety of Breaking Bad in a month look like an incredible act of self control.

  2. 13 hours ago

    Today, both my kids got into the vehicle and bucked themselves in ALL BY THEMSELVES... I'm not quite sure what we're going to do with the extra 10-15 minutes per trip we're going to have...

  3. 21 hours ago

    Day #1,079 of winter break - kids have discovered new ways of driving each other nuts.

  4. Jan 3

    When you get 3 pairs of Levi’s from the Outlet store for $42!!! ?

  5. Jan 2

    Good Luck to on her interview this morning with Probation and Parole

  6. 16 hours ago
    Replying to

    I didn't even know who it was.

  7. 29 Dec 2018

    inbound but next time is nearby I need to see him!!! Miss you so much! Vancouver was something I’ve never experienced in my life and need to see that again!

  8. Jan 3

    Thursdays are my favorite because I have a standing Dunkin date with this stinker before preschool.

  9. 29 Dec 2018

    Love the week between Christmas and New Years and all the college bowl games. Still basking in the glow of the holidays and watched win vs . Got to watch it today with my two teen sons since we couldn't be there , Priceless. Thanks guys. 🐊

  10. 26 Dec 2018

    Rush home from work just to listen to these kids scream everybody about to read a book

  11. 17 hours ago

    Wait, what? Terence Trent D’Arby is now known as Sananda Maitreya? Could someone keep me up to date with this stuff. Is Boy George still a ‘gender bender’?

  12. Jan 2

    This morning...... Alexa, can you spell fart

  13. Jan 2

    As a pretty positive person, it pains me to admit the highlight of 2019 so far has been powerbombing my Christmas tree into the neighborhood pile of other trees and talkin smack while I did it.

  14. Dec 31

    Megamind > Despicable Me

  15. Jan 3

    "Take the L" should be hedline to appeal to coveted 5th grade Fortnite demo

  16. 31 Dec 2018

    Make tonight a night you’ll never forget. But for the right reasons.

  17. Jan 1

    CALM DOWN WERE ALL HAVING A FUN AND WONDEFUL TIME!

  18. 26 Dec 2018

    This Christmas I have reached Playmobil constructor level 3. I'm pretty proud.

  19. 29 Dec 2018

    How I felt after successfully putting my 5 and 2 year old to bed after not feeling well today.

  20. 26 Dec 2018
    Replying to

    Go to bed.

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