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    Jul 7

    aka me and discussing our baby girls after singing in front of a few…

    181 retweets 953 likes
  2. 41 minutes ago

    My son dropped the F bomb tonight and quit the T-ball game early. I don't know which one is more disappointing.

    4 likes
  3. 47 minutes ago

    [Pretending to be pilots.] Me: Do you like movies about gladiators? 3 year old son: No, I like Lightning McQueen.

    3 likes
  4. 1 hour ago

    The dad version of is me wandering the house trying to find where my toddler put his shoes

    3 likes
  5. 2 hours ago

    Daughter (4yo): 'Can I pee out here in the yard?' Wife: 'how u gonna do that?' Me: 'That's the wrong response. No you can't.'

    3 likes
  6. 2 hours ago

    Happiness is... Listening to The Diva talk about "her kids". Kids (ages 5-6) she coaches, and teaches swim lessons (ages 3-4) to.

    7 likes
  7. 3 hours ago

    WE'RE LIVE! Please share fellow parents!

    3 retweets 4 likes
  8. 5 hours ago South Carolina, USA

    Free Slurpie Day with my kids. @ 7-Eleven

    3 retweets 1 like
  9. 6 hours ago

    Alright, alright...alright! Now the fun starts.

    4 likes
  10. 9 hours ago

    I was looking at a bathing suit I liked and a girl points to it and tells her mom "that would be a nice bathing suit for Dad"

    11 likes
  11. 10 hours ago

    Parenthood in 2016.

    2 retweets 11 likes
  12. Jul 9

    My daughter went upstairs and left me watching with this doll.

    8 retweets 35 likes
  13. Jul 9 Irvine, CA

    When the greatest relay swimmer of all time is in charge of the 5 year olds at a summer league meet ready bench

    4 retweets 52 likes
  14. Jul 9

    When you realize Daniel Tiger is no longer on :(

    8 retweets 71 likes
  15. Jul 9

    When your kids wake you up before 7am on a weekend.

    5 retweets 15 likes
  16. Jul 8

    Well we had an unexpected day, World meet baby Grayson

    4 retweets 28 likes
  17. Jul 8

    Hope you'll find a relaxing spot and enjoy the weekend!

    2 retweets 11 likes
  18. Jul 7

    I always dreamed of the day my mornings would be defined by Goldfish and Teletubbies.

    11 likes
  19. Jul 6

    Thx for the 1st Class hospitality!

    3 retweets 12 likes
  20. Jul 5

    "Doc Sullivan's where are they now"

    2 retweets 19 likes
  21. Jul 2 Jeffersontown, KY

    Time to find Dory. @ Xscape Theatres Blankenbaker 14

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