Rezultati pretraživanja
  1. A steady session this morning whilst the girls are still sleeping.

  2. prije 1 sat

    Spending the night in the recliner holding a feverish baby. This feels like the right place to be.

  3. prije 1 sat

    Thanks to static and family laundry, just realized that I spent all day with my daughters sock in my armpit

  4. prije 1 sat

    Need to sleep more and stress less. But my boys dictate otherwise.

  5. prije 1 sat

    I'm worried about parents who aren't parenting. - Barbara Bush

  6. Me: Sitting angry on the couch: Wife: What’s Wrong? Me: Suzy Sheep is being a bitch to Peppa and I don’t like it.

  7. prije 2 sata

    6yo: Daddy, there's a light flashing, is the car ok? Me: Yes, it's my turn signal. That reminds me to turn it off. 6yo: Is the car ok? Me: Yep. Thanks for checking though 6yo: 👀*stares at dashboard*👀 Daddy, there's a light! Me: That's the other turn signal 6yo: 🤨...

  8. prije 3 sata
  9. prije 3 sata

    My daughters faces will forever be in a perpetual state of, “Uh, you finished?”

  10. prije 4 sata

    This is not political in anyway... Mr. President you brought a tear to my eye with that surprise!

  11. prije 4 sata

    How I am spending my evening.

  12. prije 5 sati

    I have 3 sisters and my dad worked 3rd shift while I was growing up, so I was constantly around girls as a kid -Being a boy dad is fun because I experience my son without heavy sister/female influence. Earlier Liam was singing about the wind from his butt!!

  13. Even when he doesn’t notice my help... It’s always going to be there 🙏

  14. prije 7 sati

    6yo: "Mom what me to do this without choking?"

  15. prije 8 sati

    Conversations like these make me happy to be a dad. 🤣

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    I love that my minivan has heated front seats so th kids can freeze and never know that I'm secretly toasty up here in the front. I'm sure I've said it before....but it's one of my few cruel pleasures in this

  18. Thanks for all the support - so good to be home “recovering.”

  19. prije 13 sati

    Vision✔️. Hearing✔️. Blood pressure✔️. And i now have a free day off due to ✔️.

  20. This kid. Lol. Off to daycare.

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