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    Why can't you use “Beef stew” as a password? Because it's not stroganoff.

  2. 29. sij

    One of the things that my wife loves (read:annoyed) about me is my and Came up with a riddle. "Macam mana nak kenal Highway LATAR dengan lebih mendalam?" "Taktau" "Kena drive reverse" "Why?" "Supaya kita tau latar belakang dia" Share your jokes!

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    What kind of music do mummy's like? Rap

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    Why did the crab never share? Because he was shell-fish.

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    I decided to sell my Hoover… well it was just collecting dust.

  6. Waiter, Waiter, my date spilled her water. No problem, I'll get you another one. Thanks, but make sure she likes football.

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    What is a T-rex's favorite meat? Jurassic pork.

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    Why can't clouds walk? Because they are always high.

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    Why do peanuts usually come in pairs? Because they don't grow in three's.

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    Someone threw mayonnaise at me! I was like, what the Hellmann! it’s a miracle I didn’t whip his ass!

  11. What did the drummer name his twin daughters? . . . Anna one... Anna two... Tell me a silly joke please.

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    Killing those Steve!

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    Guilford College Starbucks back at it with – mjesto: Starbucks

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    Me: In my fitness class, they said having excess fat can be a risk factor for high blood pressure, high cholesterol, and diabetes. My dad: well I got all 3 of those, so no risk there.

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    Why was the cross-eyed teacher fired? Because he couldn't control his pupils.

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    Doctors in Florida just discovered the cure for the Corona virus is Limes Disease.

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    It’s stuff like this that makes me glad I didn’t have a father.

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    What do you call a drunk bloke with super powers? Stupor Man.

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    What lies on the ground 100 feet in the air? A dead centipede.

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