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One of the things that my wife loves (read:annoyed) about me is my
#dadjokes and#lamejokes Came up with a riddle. "Macam mana nak kenal Highway LATAR dengan lebih mendalam?" "Taktau" "Kena drive reverse" "Why?" "Supaya kita tau latar belakang dia" Share your jokes!Prikaži ovu nit -
What kind of music do mummy's like? Rap
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Why did the crab never share? Because he was shell-fish.
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I decided to sell my Hoover… well it was just collecting dust.
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Waiter, Waiter, my date spilled her water. No problem, I'll get you another one. Thanks, but make sure she likes football.
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What is a T-rex's favorite meat? Jurassic pork.
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Someone threw mayonnaise at me! I was like, what the Hellmann! it’s a miracle I didn’t whip his ass!
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What did the drummer name his twin daughters? . . . Anna one... Anna two... Tell me a silly joke please.
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Killing those
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Guilford College Starbucks back at it with
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Me: In my fitness class, they said having excess fat can be a risk factor for high blood pressure, high cholesterol, and diabetes. My dad: well I got all 3 of those, so no risk there.
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Doctors in Florida just discovered the cure for the Corona virus is Limes Disease.
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It’s stuff like this that makes me glad I didn’t have a father.
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What do you call a drunk bloke with super powers? Stupor Man.
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What lies on the ground 100 feet in the air? A dead centipede.
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