#CoryBookerStories

Not to be outdone by Cory Booker, Chris Christie just ran into a bakery and saved a tray of Cinnamon Rolls from burning. #CoryBookerStories

In the state of New Jersey, dialing 911 will connect you directly to Cory Booker's cell phone. #CoryBookerStories

Grateful to #CoryBookerStories 4 bringing smiles. Fire safety, however, is a serious matter. More info: http://1.usa.gov/oIDe1f 

My fav RT @DrewFromNY: Superman wears Cory Booker pajamas! #CoryBookerStories

One time I needed a kidney. Cory Booker instantly ripped out his own, handed it to me & flew away. #CoryBookerStories

911 now forwards to Cory Booker's cell phone #corybookerstories

Called AT&T customer assistance. Fixed in a flash. Guess who was on the line? #corybookerstories

Why did God rest on the seventh day? Because he created Cory Booker on the sixth. #corybookerstories

After everything calmed down, the fire was treated for second degree Cory Booker #CoryBookerStories

Cory Booker let my tax returns burn up in a house fire in Newark. #RomneyTaxExcuses #CoryBookerStories

When Cory Booker gazes into the abyss, the abyss averts its gaze and pretends to check its phone. #CoryBookerStories.

Secret Service to be cut down to one man: Corey Booker. #corybookerstories

BREAKING: New Jersey Governor Chris Christie Heroically Saves Half-Eaten Donut from Top of Trash Can #corybookerstories

Cory Booker simply walked into Mordor to save an old lady from Barad-Du^r. #CoryBookerStories

Cory Booker was seen looking east with his brow furrowed when the Korean missile fell into the sea.. I'm just sayin... #corybookerstories

Tim Tebow has announced that he will now start Cory Bookering #CoryBookerStories

So, we've gone from #CoryBookerStories to "you screwed up, Booker" to "sellout!" to "Booker's joined the GOP!" What a steadfast bunch.

I had a near death experience during my last surgery. Cory Booker came, told me I wasn't done yet, then sent me back. #CoryBookerStories