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    Man we couldn't be that lucky n

  5. May 17
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    If you die while using this product, then you deserve a Darwin Award!

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    let's start a kickstarter to offer free vasectomies and tubal ligations to all attendees.

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    Only if you're unsuccessful.

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    Wow, I guess they figured let them kill themselves.

  18. 11 Sep 2015
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    No, no, you have that backwards. Fire the nitwit into the sun!

  19. 27 Aug 2015

    The UK Rail network - weeding out cretins for 175 years...

  20. 11 Jul 2015
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    or at least pop a little strychnine in their drink

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