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  1. 22 Sep 2020

    If we get hit by a can of Tuna do we go to the Mayo clinic?

  2. 22 Sep 2020
  3. 22 Sep 2020

    🚨 Urgent Meeting Notice to Antifa Members 🚨 This week's Secret Code: "You can tune a piano –– but you can't tuna fish." 💠 Update: Please bring a can of , StarKist, Goya or Progresso-ive Soup –– for our munitions pantry.

  4. 22 Sep 2020

    Seriously? I just stocked up on soup and now it's Bumble Bee tuna? Am I not on the antifa notification list or what?

  5. 1/7 Trump supporters are running around with semi-automatic weapons and the DoJ turns a blind eye. Meanwhile, Trump warns of a mythical crime spree of flingers, to go with the Cambell's soup brigade.

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  6. Donald Trump: “If I talk about the dangerous cans of & maybe they won’t notice that I killed 200,000 people by pretending was a hoax. Normal people: “WTF”

  7. 5 Dec 2021
  8. 24 Sep 2020
  9. 22 Sep 2020

    You can tell that Trump supporters are the ones throwing the cans at people because it's Solid White Tuna.

  10. 18 Nov 2020

    Lil Willy - Oklahoma Sooners Freestyle ⁦

  11. 23 Sep 2020
  12. When the Republicans send us their cans, they're not sending their best! Some are tuna, some are Goya; and some, I guess are spam.

  13. 22 Sep 2020
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    Screw , i’m pulling out the big gun

  14. “DROP IT! Don’t even think about it, scumbag! We’ve got you surrounded and we’re all packing albacore!” 2020 is a deeply weird place, man.

  15. 22 Sep 2020

    Which one is your preferred weapon of choice? I favor the gold low sodium.

  16. "What happened, Mrs Trump?" "Oh, it is nothing. Donald just didn't like the tuna casserole I prepared."

  17. 22 Sep 2020
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  18. 3 Oct 2019
  19. 23 Sep 2020

    “We were originally looking to release this rocket-propelled tuna can technology on Black Friday, but when an opportunity presents itself, you know?”

  20. 22 Sep 2020

    Frick which tuna were we supposed to buy?

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