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  1. 15 Oct 2018

    I only had a few.

    6 replies 3 retweets 29 likes
  2. 15 Oct 2018

    I ran out of donuts?

    1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
  3. 15 Oct 2018

    Can you check and see if I have a warrant out on me?

    8 replies 11 retweets 65 likes
  4. 16 Oct 2018

    I bet I'm in better shape than you!

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    7 replies 2 retweets 20 likes
  5. 15 Oct 2018

    It’s medicinal heroine.

    9 replies 17 retweets 222 likes
  6. 15 Oct 2018

    You need a mint. You could knock a buzzard off a manure wagon.

    1 reply 1 retweet 7 likes
  7. 15 Oct 2018

    Sorry I drive better when I smoke weed, here let me take a hit off my bong...

    3 retweets 6 likes
  8. 15 Oct 2018

    Marion Davies was in upstate New York to film Runaway Romany, where she dressed in drag—illegal at the time in the state of NY. She was apprehended by the police and the crew said if they let her go, they would get a role in the movie. They accepted.

    1 reply 15 retweets 48 likes
  9. 15 Oct 2018

    I was just crossing the road

    1 reply 3 retweets 16 likes
  10. 15 Oct 2018

    Cocaine? No sir, already snorted it 😏

    2 replies 3 retweets 16 likes
  11. 15 Oct 2018

    Go choke on a donut

    3 retweets 7 likes
  12. 15 Oct 2018

    I swear she never told me her age.

    1 retweet 3 likes
  13. 15 Oct 2018

    That body in my trunk is just for better traction.

    1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
  14. 15 Oct 2018

    The reason I'm naked was so I could clean up quickly after burying her body 🐷🚔

    3 retweets 8 likes
  15. 15 Oct 2018

    I did it. I DID IT ALL. heheh heheh hahaha hhahahahahahahha AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

    2 replies 6 retweets 10 likes
  16. 15 Oct 2018

    "You're in my spot, sir"

    12 replies 18 retweets 165 likes
  17. 16 Oct 2018

    I’ve been a very naughty boy

    1 retweet 2 likes
  18. 17 Oct 2018

    No, for real! Jesus was not white!

    2 replies 6 retweets 31 likes
  19. 16 Oct 2018

    I could only watch the first 10 minuets of . It reminded me to much of a commercial.

    1 reply 12 likes
  20. 16 Oct 2018

    There’s a black person standing/sitting/talking/living (in other words, minding their own business) here, and I’m scared/uncomfortable/suspicious of why they are here. Send help:

    2 replies 20 retweets 32 likes

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