#AskRabbiSarsour

.I think @JGreenbergSez coined the perfect #hashtag for tweets like this and it goes like this.... #AskRabbiSarsour

Can you set off a cellphone activated fuse when you are in a time zone that it isn't shabbos but the bomb is in a place it is Shabbos? #AskRabbiSarsour

#AskRabbiSarsour If a Jew says something is antiSemitic and you say that oppresses you, should I add relish to my tuna fish sandwich?

Maybe like me, you didnt preface with your tweet with #AskRabbiSarsour

#AskRabbiSarsour Do you keep 2 days of Yomtov if you are occupying Palestinian land? Asking for a friend

If I have limited funds and can only donate to help either a terrorist or a leading voice for bigotry, who should I support first? Farrakhan? Or Rasmea? #AskRabbiSarsour

A Muslim goes into the woods to kill a Jewish girl to perform Jihad and enter Paradise. Is it permissable to rape the Jewess before beheading her? #AskRabbiSarsour

#AskRabbiSarsour Can one calculate one's intersectional status on Shabbat?

If a Jew cries out and there are only UN Human Rights monitors to hear him, does anyone admit he's made a sound? #AskRabbiSarsour

Can you use a milchik knife to stab someone? If you are using a new knife, does it need to be toiveled first? #AskRabbiSarsour

#AskRabbiSarsour Is it cultural appropriation if white Jews eat kitniyot on Pesach?

@lsarsour @JGreenbergSez #AskRabbiSarsour Is calling someone a zionist onaas devarim?

#AskRabbiSarsour I have a technical question that I’ve been unable to find the appropriate answer. When illegally entering Israel to murder a Jew where’s the best place to hide the butcher knife? Your prompt reply is appreciated.

@lsarsour When you raise $111,000 while collecting funds on a made-up hate crime, to which terrorist organization should you funnel the funds?HAMAS, PFLP or PIJ? #AskRabbiSarsour https://www.timesofisrael.com/courtney-love-linda-sarsour-an-anti-semitic-terrorist/ …

If a martyr goes l'maala and is toen about one of his "schar" that she didn't have besulin, but she says it was "mukas eitz", does he get a replacement? #AskRabbiSarsour

Does pidyon shvuyim apply if I put my kids in a cage during my “Abolish ICE” protest? #AskRabbiSarsour

#AskRabbiSarsour There are good Jews & bad Jews. How do you persuade the bad ones to embrace Louis Farrakhan who will enlighten them.

while some of the humor takes bit of Jewish knowledge to understand, some Jewish wags felt that since @LSarsour is giving advise to Jews, she must be a rabbi. #AskRabbiSarsour

I like to daven with a minyan, and all, but I'm a natural early riser and can easily daven with the נץ, but alone. My question is: with my limited funds, which group/s will best advocate for the destruction of Israel and the murder of Jews worldwide? #askrabbisarsour