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  1. Jul 7

    Man, this morning was that hurt. 😭

    16 retweets 10 likes
  2. 8 hours ago

    I haven't had pants on since 6pm yesterday

    2 retweets 12 likes
  3. Jul 5

    I love being an adult b/c no one can tell me "No Mason you can't eat that whole gallon of ice cream in one sitting"

    1 reply 4 retweets 13 likes
  4. Jul 6

    Best/worst feeling is getting all your bills paid 💯

    4 retweets 11 likes
  5. Jul 7

    Excited to say next week I will be starting a new job at an ABA center&I'm thrilled to be taking steps towards my future career🤗

    4 replies 1 retweet 28 likes
  6. Jun 29

    Isn't this the truth! ahaha!! 😂 

    1 reply 2 retweets 9 likes
  7. Jul 3

    Kinda cool way to map out when you know you're

    5 retweets 6 likes
  8. Jul 5

    After mistakenly impregnating someone, and you are just here wondering who asked them to even born you fust

    45 replies 760 retweets 897 likes
  9. Jul 4

    watching the fireworks from the roof of my job

    2 retweets 5 likes
  10. Jul 5

    Wondering what means for your finances? Ask me about our Playbook: A Millennial's Guide to Life & Money

    16 retweets 81 likes
  11. 24 hours ago

    Hi everyone, today James and I got assigned a three bedroom house here in Chicago and we barely have enough stuff to fill one room

    1 reply 1 retweet 9 likes
  12. 3 hours ago

    My most-used emoji used to be: 😜 My most-used emoji is now: 😅 I think this basically describes what is like.

    10 likes
  13. 6 hours ago

    Off to do some home decor shopping sometimes is fun...on a side note....I don't think my new neighbors hate me yet...

    5 replies 4 retweets 29 likes
  14. Jul 7

    Bought my first car yesterday. 🤙

    2 replies 2 retweets 48 likes
  15. Jul 2

    When girls complain all guys want is sex, that's a good sign, worry if they don't.

    2 replies 4 retweets 11 likes
  16. 1 hour ago

    Spent the day cleaning my shack, didn't burn my supper & my socks matched.

  17. 3 hours ago

    Spending my first paycheck on a new car battery

    4 likes
  18. Jul 4

    Here are some tips to help you get over that lack of confidence schlump and get an instant boost!

    3 retweets 3 likes
  19. Jul 6

    2 types of mid-20s yr olds on my IG: 1) music festivals/parties/day drinkers/outdoorsy ppl 2) married/dog parent/human parent

    1 reply 1 retweet 11 likes
  20. Jul 5

    me holding my keys to my new penthouse!!!!

    2 retweets 8 likes

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