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@HartHanson

I created some TV shows. And I wrote a book.

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Joined March 2009
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  1. 38 minutes ago

    Brigitte had to take a writrrly photo of me this morning so she made me wear her glasses and said, “Think your deepest poetic thought” and I think it turned out pretty well.

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  2. 1 hour ago

    Kudos. Respect.

    Find someone who looks at you the way Ted Cruz looks at evil.
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  3. Retweeted
    5 hours ago

    "City Lights Bookstore still feels like a holy place." remembers the abiding spirit of North Beach.

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  4. 5 hours ago

    Lowest common denominator bullshit.

    0:07
    Ted Cruz ended his speech with screaming
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  5. 5 hours ago

    Weirdo Dog hates to be told she can’t go wherever she damn well pleases.

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  6. 6 hours ago

    HOLY MOLY!

    FRIEND: Dude, it's been forever. What have you been up to for the past couple of years? ME:
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  7. 16 hours ago

    Harvey will do what it takes to gum this giraffe down to individual molecules.

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  8. 20 hours ago

    Dink with ludicrous ears in an ill-fitting cap.

    1:09
    The Communist Party of China uses American companies doing business in China to try and influence our politics and federal policies A big and growing problem
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  9. 20 hours ago

    MTG doesn't understand that the optics of "dusting off your hands" after performing a task indicates that you literally got your hands dirty.

    0:11
    I am on the right side of history not the RIGHT WING support transpeople 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️
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  10. 20 hours ago

    I feel better. Again.

    2:14
    Last evening, I was on with host Sonia Beeksma. You also see my kitchen & those blue jugs. I don't have running water, they're my water. I've been living my life the way folks used to live decades ago. I'm happy with my simple, ordinary and minimalistic life I chose.
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  11. 20 hours ago

    Kudos. Respect.

    can someone just do an oral history of oral histories and be done with it already?
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  12. 20 hours ago

    LOUISE PENNY!

    “Before we started, we talked about her time as secretary of state,” the mystery novelist Louise Penny said of her friend Hillary Clinton. “What was her worst nightmare? ‘State of Terror’ is the answer.”
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  13. 20 hours ago

    Pretty sure that's Arya Stark.

    Cupid but he straight-up stabs you with a knife
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  14. 20 hours ago

    I feel BETTER!

    0:25
    Canadian Dunk Contest...
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  15. 20 hours ago

    It's a plastic POTATO!

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  16. 21 hours ago

    In case you were wondering... @ Russian Hill

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  17. 22 hours ago

    My sister will marry you even if you don’t wear socks. >>> Posted • @marriedbystevi Nothing like a good old MAZELTOV to end the ceremony!

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  18. Feb 25

    Life in San Francisco - constantly looking up to see amused loved ones waiting for you to join them up a hill or up flights of stairs.

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  19. Feb 25

    Will there be an option in which people are paid NOT to tweet?

    People are gonna make there jokes but there is a lot of reason to believe this will work. It’s not for everyone. But everyone will want to get in on it for the buck. Most will fail. But the few that succeed will succeed big.
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  20. Feb 25

    Kudos. Respect.

    0:42
    Genuine question: Was there *literally anything* on Quibi as well constructed as this kid’s zero-budget TikTok
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