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@harrisj

Innovation Specialist at , proud former troublemaker at . Data scold. Personal account:

Takoma Park, MD
github.com/harrisj
Joined January 2007
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  1. Retweeted
    7 hours ago

    Twitter is a wondrous strange place.

    7:00 PM - 12 Oct 2015 · Details
    31 retweets 48 favorites
  2. Retweeted
    8 hours ago

    This printer just needs some space right now okay

    5:59 PM - 12 Oct 2015 · Details
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    8 hours ago

    I'm at the Yoghurt Bridge! (WHAT?) I'm at the Latex Cage! (WHAT?) I'm at the Combination Yoghurt Bridge & Latex Cage!

    3 retweets 4 favorites
  4. Retweeted
    9 hours ago

    Interested in Clojure, DSLs, machine learning, and dist. systems? Applied Machine Learning at Apple is hiring. Ping me for more info.

    61 retweets 55 favorites
  5. Retweeted
    10 hours ago

    $ git commit -m "css is pain leaving the body and entering the browser"

    42 retweets 116 favorites
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    10 hours ago

    "Why is there a remote in the bathroom. Oh my god."

    1 retweet 4 favorites
  7. Retweeted
    11 hours ago

    Army Ranger School has a groundbreaking new graduate: Lisa Jaster, 37, engineer and mother

    2:18 PM - 12 Oct 2015 · Details
    20 retweets 21 favorites
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    12 hours ago

    Students at protest TX open carry gun laws by carrying "gigantic swinging dildos"

    1:44 PM - 12 Oct 2015 · Details
    38 retweets 44 favorites
  9. 11 hours ago Takoma Park, MD

    I am pretty sure most of the faves of this tweet are bots but they’re getting more sophisticated

    My wife got me a pair of flannel-lined clogs at the REI sale so bring on the cozy season. I’m ready.
    2 favorites
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    15 hours ago

    when you see 'authentic' used to mean 'behaving in ways I privilege and expect' go read this from

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  11. Retweeted
    14 hours ago

    Haha. This must happen to someone every Saturday in Park Slope...

    11:31 AM - 12 Oct 2015 · Details
    64 retweets 78 favorites
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    18 hours ago

    "One study…seemed to show that the more distracted you are…the less able you are to experience empathy.”-

    The Internet may be changing your brain in ways you've never imagined
    1 retweet 1 favorite
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    20 hours ago

    what could go wrong?

    5:49 AM - 12 Oct 2015 · Details
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    20 hours ago

    “Tomato” versus “”—the tragicomic history of CSS color names

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  15. Retweeted
    21 hours ago Brooklyn, NY

    This comments thread from a 2012 article is from a world of warmth and kindness I no longer recognize

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    11 retweets 24 favorites
  16. 21 hours ago Takoma Park, MD

    For the first time in ten years, I have Columbus Day off.

    5 favorites
  17. Oct 11

    I got to pet a horse today so that was pretty cool

    2 favorites
  18. Oct 11

    Carrie Coon knows nothing about real-estate auctions

    1 favorite
  19. Retweeted
    Oct 11

    Current status of the "Elliott Smith mural" on Sunset

    6:31 PM - 11 Oct 2015 · Details
    3 retweets 9 favorites
  20. Retweeted
    Oct 11

    In order to fix that bug I had to: - have a good night’s sleep - take a 2 hour hike and then write one line of code.

    1,255 retweets 1,327 favorites

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