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@harold_smith

Chuck Palahniuk's midwest houseboy, habitual line stepper, raconteur, the hand up Mona Lisa's skirt, whiskey dick, buzzfeed famous.

iPhone: 37.619308,-122.383644
Instagram.com/haroldsmith
Vrijeme pridruživanja: travanj 2009.
Rođen/a 1982.
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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    4. stu 2016.

    my iPhone got deleted, this is the happiest day of my life!

    1 reply 20 proslijeđenih tweetova 51 korisnik označava da mu se sviđa
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  2. 24. lis 2019.

    I will legit buy a Sonya Deville “Call me Daddy” t-shirt, get on it

    1:19
    You heard.
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  3. 2. ruj 2019.

    Where’s my smoothie?

    Had a dream where asked me to get him a strawberry smoothie.
    1 reply
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  4. 18. svi 2019.

    God you need to calm down. @ Denver, Colorado

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  5. 15. tra 2019.

    Hey is this you?

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  6. 15. tra 2019.

    Good luck girl, I’ve been on my own for the last 10 years and nothing has taken root

    ❤️😍😍❤️
    1 korisnik označava da mu se sviđa
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  7. 9. tra 2019.

    Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do!

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  8. 8. tra 2019.

    I used easy mode on marvel vs Calvin for years, I just recently stopped using it because I got tired of winning

    What video games have you cheated at, thus resulting in you being a Fake Gamer™? I've been cheating at Sims since the first game. Rosebud.
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  9. 4. tra 2019.

    I don’t even eat meat and I miss this

    Odgovor korisniku/ci @MichaelNagrant
    I’d like us to go back to foie gras and sweetbreads, please.
    2 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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  10. 1. tra 2019.

    And I only say that because I got an email for something that isn’t real, I’m looking at you how dare you toy with my emotions

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  11. 1. tra 2019.

    The only April’s fools joke is me unsubscribing to all the bulls hit spam I get because it’s April fools, fuck your crappy marketing.

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  12. 27. ožu 2019.

    3 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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  13. 26. ožu 2019.

    My first thought was, oh no that poor tv

    If you have kids in your home, be sure to anchor your furniture to the wall. Always Lean more:
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    2 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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  14. 25. ožu 2019.

    Where’s the lie?

    Dear future husband, just fuck me and tell me I’m pretty every day 🕳💍👑
    1 korisnik označava da mu se sviđa
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  15. 25. ožu 2019.

    Women, men, everyone. Call them, say it in person, keep your chapters for that novel you’ve been working on.

    Please stop sending men long paragraphs after they hurt you. They don’t care and nothing you say will guilt trip them into caring. Take your dignity and go.
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  16. 28. velj 2019.

    “That’s not a moehawk, that’s s homo-hawk” please marry me

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  17. 30. pro 2018.

    I’m gay too, live your life Adam, I feel this so hard.

    I’ve typed this tweet maybe 10+ times this year because I haven’t figured out a proper way of saying it... I’m gay. I’ve been scared to say it forever, but damn does it feel good to say now! Close friends and some co-workers know, but the general public doesn’t.
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    3 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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  18. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    30. pro 2018.

    I wish we lived in a world where this was a competitive sport.

    2 proslijeđena tweeta 9 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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  19. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    25. pro 2018.

    Remember. Kevin McCallister could have phoned the police at any time. He was a child who had accidentally been left alone. One call and he would have been safe. But it was never about safety. He was hunting those men. He wanted them to die. It was fun for him. He enjoyed it.

    1.688 replies 43.545 proslijeđenih tweetova 224.354 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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  20. 20. stu 2018.

    I’m personally waiting for to respond to this

    Johnny Wrestling = the best technical wrestler alive Aleister Black = the best striker alive Velveteen Dream = prodigy And I beat them all... CIAMPA = The Greatest Sports Entertainer of All Time 🖤 = 🐐
    3 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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  21. 19. stu 2018.

    *Finishes watching ...* My Brain: Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Don't do it Me: HEY ! RESPECT THE TAG DIVISION OF BOTH SHOWS AND LET THE PEOPLE KNOW THAT SMACKDOWN GOT A WIN TONIGHT. THE SCORE WAS 6 - 1
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