Jonathan Tietz

@harmonslide

science+law, commas, usage, IP, chemistry, genomics, biology // donuts not doughnuts // PhD // JD // BS/MS

Arlington, VA
Vrijeme pridruživanja: veljača 2009.

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  1. 29. sij

    By “coastal elites” I assume they mean all these people who can read on the Metro without getting carsick.

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  2. 28. sij

    People who abbreviate "certiorari" as 𝘤𝘦𝘳𝘵., with a period and italics, surely do so after retrieving their 𝘭𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘩. from the 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘨𝘦., unless perhaps they forgot it on the 𝘣𝘶𝘴.

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  3. 7. sij

    Why is every brief like "Plaintiff cites no authority—and could not cite any authority—and couldn't even dream of citing any authority—and hasn't even read a single case ever—and is barely a lawyer, ha!—and, unsurprisingly, cannot even hope to argue, that..."

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    5. sij

    "the top five pet influencers on Instagram make more money for a single posting that the average registered nurse will earn in a month."

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  5. 5. sij

    I imagine that the folks still using "available at" for URLs in legal citations just sit there, jaws dropping, utterly mystified, any time their dialup modem finally connects and allows them to log in to AOL and Neopets.

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    4. sij

    “Unwritten rules” only benefit the privileged. I’ve seen too many hiring managers who discount applicants who don’t send “thank you” letters while saying they value diversity.

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    28. pro 2019.

    Bowl game wins in 2019: Kent State - 1 Ohio State - 0

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  8. 27. pro 2019.

    What's the plural of "status quo" anyway? Statuses quo? Status quos? Statūs quo? Statī quo? Statibus quibus? Statuses quoses? Statibuses quotibus? Statorandumi quotambularium? Status quo's?

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  9. 18. pro 2019.

    7. The system of claim 6, wherein the bringing-them-all-and-in-the-darkness-binding-them ring is configured to rule them all, to find them, to bring them all, and to bind them; and wherein said binding occurs under darkened conditions.

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  10. 18. pro 2019.

    6. The system of claim 5, wherein the dark throne is housed within a Land of Mordor where an at least one Shadow lies.

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  11. 18. pro 2019.

    5. The system of claim 4, wherein the bringing-them-all-and-in-the-darkness-binding-them ring is configured for a Dark Lord disposed on a dark throne.

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  12. 18. pro 2019.

    4. The system of claim 3, wherein the plurality of lesser rings further comprises nine rings for an at least one Mortal Man, wherein the at least one Mortal Man is configured such as to be doomed to die.

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  13. 18. pro 2019.

    3. The system of claim 2, wherein the plurality of lesser rings further comprises seven rings for the at least one Dwarf Lord, wherein the at least one Dwarf Lord is disposed within a hall, the hall comprising Stone.

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  14. 18. pro 2019.

    2. The system of claim 1, wherein the plurality of lesser rings further comprises three rings for at least one Elven Lord, the at least one Elven Lord being located under a Sky.

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  15. 18. pro 2019.

    "A Novel and Useful System for Ruling Middle Earth." WHAT IS CLAIMED IS: 1. A system of rings, comprising: (a) a plurality of lesser rings; and (b) a bringing-them-all-and-in-the-darkness-binding-them ring.

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  16. 18. pro 2019.

    Is there a less helpful autocorrect feature in Word than automatically capitalizing the first letter in a paragraph? Probably. But still.

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    Disorganized email is the best email. This paper shows putting email in folders wastes 11 minutes a day on average. People who use folders take more time to find stuff compared to people who use search, and have no higher accuracy in finding what they want.

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  18. 12. pro 2019.

    It is delightful that the USPTO website, of all places, misuses the word "comprise":

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  19. 11. pro 2019.

    I hope that, for consistency, people who say “the Congress” also grab lunch from “the Chipotle.”

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  20. 9. pro 2019.

    Why do security "challenge questions" all just seem like you're introducing a witness on direct examination?

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