has anyone thought about filling the great salt lake as an eagle project
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Utah's new state flag, courtesy of UDOT and US Magnesium.
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none of you will see heaven ❤️
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Me replacing the “sophisticated” state flag when it’s time to relax and let loose with the fellas twitter.com/danmccay/statu
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The fact that ChatGPT writes strange and mediocre undergraduate humanities papers but fantastic elite MBA exams suggests it may not have the same implications for every kind of education twitter.com/grdecter/statu
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I'm not sure people know just how bad the "cop city" project in Atlanta would be. They want a whole mock city to practice police repression.
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one of the trade unions that's on strike in France right now has a giant barbecue that runs on the streetcar tracks. absolute legends.
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There are cities that build lots of housing and where housing is cheap (green).
There are cities that build little housing and are expensive (purple).
There is no city in America that builds lots of housing and is also expensive. That giant red box is completely empty.
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man the fact that there’s a good chance that mary was barely a teenager at the time of jesus’s birth makes this whole article so much worse
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Brandan Hadlock: "The modification of religious art to protect the sacred allows our attention to more easily rest on the divine rather than the carnal."
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Behind every hot girl is a history with the church
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i felt the spirit reading chatGPT's story about finding its lost car keys
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Kierkegaard would have killed on Twitter
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the deseret (Mormon) alphabet contains a letter that looks like amogus and pronounced like 'gay' which is so cosmically funny
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heyo! I wrote ANOTHER piece, this time for . I wrote about the origins of the Yimby (“yes, in my backyard”) movement, and how its history can help us better think about good development policy in the present (thread!):
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We’ll never address the CO River crisis as long as we’re afraid to name its primary cause: beef. This industry alone drains 55% of the river.
Politics and culture are in deep denial of this fact. Omitting beef from water scarcity coverage is like omitting fossil fuel on climate. twitter.com/AbrahmL/status
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Santa shouldn’t gives gifts to Protestants. Is he SAINT Nicholas or not?
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I wrote an op-ed for about UDOT’s insane plan to spend $1.7 billion on a tiny stretch of freeway, outlining some of the reasons it’s insane and why we should just fund trains + busses more instead.🚊🚂🚄🚌🚎
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Taking science classes at BYU-I was weird, like one time my professor discussed his theories about a heretofore undiscovered 4th Law of Thermodynamics that could account for Resurrection.
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“ha! take this exmos! contrary to what you think, my church has STATISTICALLY SIGNIFICANT PROBLEMS retaining people who don’t fit our cultural, racial, and socioeconomic mold, so you can stop saying the church is losing its best and brightest 😎” is truly a less than stellar own
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I saw some recent online armchair theorizing about who is leaving the LDS Church.
We have actual data on who is more likely to leave (at least in the US). No need to guess or use anecdotes.
scholarsarchive.byu.edu/byusq/vol58/is
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The funniest part of Elon Musk getting booed for ten minutes by Dave Chappelle fans is you know Elon thought he'd come out doing some corny bit like, "my pronouns are no/thanks!" and get a standing ovation.
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A truly undefeated fandom
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would you let them eat all your food y/n?
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This is 50 times worse than shoplifting from the Apple store but it doesn’t produce the kind of footage that goes viral so you have to constantly remind people that it’s happening. twitter.com/adamjohnsonNYC
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my human spirit feelin quite domitable rn😫
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many of you will not believe this, but this is where i tweet from
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not only is this true from a “this will make your food taste better” standpoint but also consider that salt is 39% sodium by volume whereas MSG is only 12% sodium by volume AND packs a bigger flavor punch, pound for pound, in terms of activating the savory response on our tongues
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The absolute easiest thing most people could do to immediately improve the taste of their cooking is start using MSG. No kidding.
It should be as basic to seasoning as salt or sugar, and that most of us don't use it based on old, debunked misinformation is quite ridiculous.
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Can't be a USA fan when we play another country, it's too easy to own us. You try to talk trash to a British guy and he says like "Oi go pay your deductible mate" it's over at that point
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Will my turkey be frozen enough for the deep fryer tomorrow if I put it in the freezer now?
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