Hannah Ellen Clare

Option 1: vote Labour. The rationale is that vote share will likely be a talking point, so more Labour votes looks good for opposition.

However, my Labour MP is a proper right-Labour fucking turd, I fucking hate my MP and don't want to encourage the fucker.

I definitely don't want my vote construed as support for my local MP, who is just dire.

Option 2: Green. I quite like the local candidate, and maybe an increased vote share to the left would send a message to my Lab MP.

I don't really have huge amounts of beef with the Green party, certainly significantly less than I do with Labour.

Option 3: spoil my ballot. I am, after all, an anarchist and I do have a fuck of a lot of criticism of representative democracy

And tbqh I know that voting is basically bullshit and I'm not sure I want to demonstrate consent with this dire system.

And also it's so fucking gratifying being able to draw gigantic spunking cocks and balls on things, certainly reflects my feels.