jesus, i see what you’ve done for pat robertson, and i want that for kissinger.
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owning this hat would do more for me than antidepressants ever could
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azealia banks should be hired as an insult coordinator for a presidential campaign she's at Olympic levels of reading at this point. she's operating on an international scale of clearing bitches
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Any time I am in peril of taking another white person on this website seriously, I simply step back and remind myself of Ana Mardoll/Lockheed Martin. I am taking the lessons I learned from that to the grave.
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But the Taylor Swift discourse today has reminded me, for the millionth time, that we take what people say on here too seriously and take what they say offline not seriously enough
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I’m back because I don’t want to miss the Succession discourse and also I want to stay connected with my actual friends I met on here over the last decade. But also for the memes
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I did not fully realize how bad it was for my mental health to be on here until I deleted my 12 year old account 2 months ago. My brain literally feels lighter.
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“This system is set up to divide people from each other and make them feel as if they have no power, even though they do.” — I interviewed the one and only James Cromwell about Succession and a lot more.
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I might regret this but I’m going public again because I want to reply to people’s tweets but no one can see my replies. A real conundrum
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Deactivating your twitter and then getting your original handle back 2 months later 🤌🏻
A reminder that Elsevier made $10.5 BILLION in 2022 from selling your academic journals and articles behind paywalls, and make more profit than Amazon, Google, and Apple every year…
And paid the academics who wrote the articles $0
And paid the reviewers of the articles $0
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was this written by a slow poke
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When a bear attacks, don’t ‘push a slower friend down,’ National Park Service says trib.al/P7oZFN9
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