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@HannahRKeyser

There should be more glory in long relief, and other vehement, inconsequential convictions now available for public consumption .

Brooklyn, NY
adequateman.deadspin.com
Joined December 2010
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  1. 10 hours ago

    When you try to get away from pokemania & then is like "this ferry is great for catching water Pokemon"

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  2. Jul 7

    Just, read it.

  3. Jul 7

    "In an information vacuum, everyone provides their own narratives, and only the institutions win." -

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  4. Jul 7

    I probably successfully recall Ed Helms name less than one percent of the time.

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  5. Jul 7

    Because what am I going to say that other people haven't already said better, read:

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  6. Jul 7

    I forget my keys, oh, one-third of the time. Is there some handy nemonic for this or should I just accept that I'm unfit for civilization?

  7. Jul 6

    You know. In case you thought things were getting a little too progressive around here.

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  8. Jul 6

    This is an opinion someone is apparently willing to have their name attached to.

    "If Reyes beat on his wife, it's none of my personal business. Let him play ball. If he can hit (a baseball), fine."
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  9. Jul 5

    I am opposed to superficiality...but very interested in hearing more about opportunities to rate baby cuteness

  10. Jul 5

    I'm sorry to tell you, the cheesy baked potato was delicious.

  11. Jul 5

    I see I missed a lot of very important emails this weekend.

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  12. Jul 4

    Finally watching the OJ doc and, well, I have some feelings. Are we still in the unmitigated praise phase of reception?

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  13. Jul 4 Chelsea, Manhattan

    Would sign for the league minimum. @…

  14. Jun 30

    "sorry bud, now that I'm expected to help care for my offspring, we can't be friends. ladies have it so much easier"

  15. Jun 30

    Are you a man with feelings? Read this blog before you write about them.

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  16. Jun 30

    Look, I don't want to call an old man an abject liar but this seems spatially and temporally impossible

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  17. Jun 29

    Pretty sure it counts as gaslighting when the Q takes over half an hour to arrive on a weekday morning all while promising "good service"

  18. Jun 29

    If u vote trump bc u hate sensitivity, youre not aware enough of real issues to merit a vote

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  19. Jun 28

    Neat!

  20. Jun 28

    Before this season of VEEP premiered, I looked at how the tie would likely play out (spoiler: VPs can't be POTUS)

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