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  1. Retweeted
    Apr 12

    Ever wondered what looks like without fur ?

    647 replies 14,659 retweets 20,029 likes
  2. Retweeted
    Mar 30

    This is the best internet video I've ever seen

    3,448 replies 172,778 retweets 243,190 likes
  3. Retweeted
    Mar 14

    everyday we stray further & further from gods light

    107 replies 6,523 retweets 13,581 likes
  4. Retweeted
    1 Sep 2016

    "Nayhoo" was a big part of 90s R&B.

    323 replies 33,259 retweets 33,299 likes
  5. Jan 24
    Replying to and

    your ability to debate your points is hysterically poor. Bye.

    1 like
  6. Jan 24
    Replying to

    gasp. I've been successfully trolled. I deserved this.

    2 likes
  7. Jan 24
    Replying to

    "Trump: Approval polls are rigged". You can't have it both ways you FUCKING MORON.

    1 reply 2 likes
  8. Dec 31
    Replying to and

    I sure do. Petersen era is just beginning. Who is your coach? Enjoy mediocrity.

    1 like
  9. 8 Aug 2016

    Pure gold

    1:21
    I'm inconsolable
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  10. Retweeted
    20 Jul 2016

    If you can shoot an unarmed compliant therapist, there's not one safe black man in America.

    293 replies 13,079 retweets 10,599 likes
  11. Retweeted
    7 May 2016

    doctor: have you traveled in the last three months me: motherfucker how do you think I got here? I don't live at the hospital bitch

    12 replies 1,132 retweets 3,887 likes
  12. Retweeted
    13 Jan 2016

    Is coral the stupidest animal or the smartest rock

    166 replies 12,616 retweets 23,730 likes
  13. Retweeted
    28 Feb 2016

    what did we do to deserve dogs

    534 replies 32,607 retweets 40,384 likes
  14. Retweeted
    11 Feb 2016

    *sits 27 hours for an oil painting* Omg god delete that. Im serious bartholomew. Do not hang that in the great hall

    155 replies 13,454 retweets 20,348 likes
  15. Retweeted
    19 May 2013

    some babies are born premature but i was born very mature i just came out and i was like so what

    59 replies 8,254 retweets 13,360 likes
  16. Retweeted
    14 Sep 2015

    me: say a big number. millenial: DUHHhhh... 10. can i have a participation trophy now duhh Wise 37 year old [smiling serenely]: One million.

    69 replies 7,465 retweets 14,888 likes
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    26 Nov 2015

    Um, Black Friday? Pardon me, but ALL Fridays matter.

    30 replies 157 retweets 381 likes
  18. Retweeted
    28 Feb 2015

    [enter password] ilovedogs [password must contain at least one special character] iloveAirBud

    42 replies 1,935 retweets 3,729 likes
  19. Retweeted
    25 Jul 2015

    My anchor tattoo is so realistic I can't get out of the bathtub.

    34 replies 3,713 retweets 7,551 likes
  20. Retweeted
    19 Oct 2015

    Drake dances to the Frasier theme quite nicely.

    151 replies 5,864 retweets 5,523 likes

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