Ashley Bischoff

@handcoding

I’m an accessibility wonk and copy editor for The Paciello Group. My wish is that one day Google won’t lump in “Nvidia” matches when you search for “NVDA.”

Dallas, Texas
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Joined March 2009
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    4 Nov 2015 Dallas, TX

    “These milk-chocolate chocolate chips are far inferior to the usual semi-sweet chips,” she said while tossing back another handful.

    2 retweets 5 likes
  2. Oct 15

    [on the phone w insurance co] "You need to set a secret question like fav color" "Ok ready? n, capital J, question mark, the number 2..."

    126 retweets 399 likes
  3. Oct 15

    (Listening to Simon & Garfunkel's Greatest Hits) 6-year-old: This bad music for dancing. *Cecilia comes on* 6-year-old: Never mind.

    1 retweet 4 likes
  4. Oct 13

    Interesting article on adapting US Sesame Street for 🇨🇦 children. They did way more than my child brain realized.

    13 retweets 23 likes
  5. Oct 14

    Flight attendant to black female doctor: ‘We’re looking for actual physicians’

    920 retweets 619 likes
  6. Oct 13

    My parents were deaf. I'm fluent in ASL and have deep ties to deaf culture and community. This is repulsive.

    41 retweets 42 likes
  7. Oct 14

    Why Air Travel Is Getting Worse

    3 retweets 5 likes
  8. Oct 8

    "i have a wife & daughters" is the sexist version of "some of my best friends are black" you should hate bigotry regardless of family ties

    4,483 retweets 5,923 likes
  9. Oct 12

    Well, that's it. The UK isn't going to survive a Marmite shortage.

    14 retweets 20 likes
  10. Oct 12

    Mossberg: Why does Siri seem so dumb?

    70 retweets 129 likes
  11. Oct 10 Brighton, England

    If you have a sweet tooth and you’re near Brighton, I can totes vouch for —their chocolate cake is great!

    Dense chocolate cake—possibly flourless—atop a small sea-foam-green plate.
    1 retweet 4 likes
  12. Oct 9 Toronto, Ontario

    Possibly the most unbelievable thing about Star Trek is how different alien civilizations maintain cross-compatible video calling software.

    8,045 retweets 13,586 likes
  13. Oct 8

    . and try European beer. Excellent company on a Saturday evening

    Beer tasting in Amsterdam
    6 retweets 12 likes
  14. Oct 5

    Does anyone out there have a spare non-ADB mouse for a NeXTStation?

    3 retweets 2 likes
  15. Oct 6 Budapest, Hungary

    Insightful insults are how we show love ❣️

    Remembering a moment in speaker room when and I were engaging in British friendship and horrifying all the US speakers
    1 retweet 8 likes
  16. Oct 7 Chicago, IL

    Uh-oh. Looks like the PDF bugs in macOS Sierra might be “a discoveryd-type situation.” (paging )

    It’s odd how the behaviors of PDFKit and Preview have diverged:
  17. Oct 7 Chicago, IL

    You know you’re boarding an old-ass 767-300 when the tray tables are the jaundiced-yellow color of the Apple //e you used in grade school.

    7 likes
  18. Oct 5

    The exhaustion of looking like you're having a nice time

    1,880 retweets 4,197 likes
  19. Oct 7

    Update: All four major US carriers are now letting customers exchange Samsung’s replacement Note 7.

    117 retweets 108 likes
  20. Oct 7 Frisco, TX

    I’m glad to see newspapers starting to treat their readers like adults.

    Philly Inquirer drops two f-bombs in a story. A first?
    2 retweets 4 likes
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